First murder

[NOOBY93]

Seeing as the "I remember my first murder" got popular while derailing a thread, I thought I would give it a go, make a thread about it. It would stop the derailing of a poor thread and probably be an interesting read.

Yup, I remember my first murder.... Oh the good ol days of being a nieve and ignorant noob. Still, I would find these fags and feed them a bowl of dicks.

I remember mine as well. I died a day after. Lol.

I remember my first murder and surprisingly, I was quite careful for a total noob. Nobody found out about it >:D

my first murder makes for an interesting tale... Stay a while and listen!

There I was, some year and a half ago, in the times of yore when the previous world was young, boating along, as you did, in search of riches and plunder, when I happened across an unarmed naked afk noob!

I slung him to death. The end.

I remember my first murder. Ah, world 3. Someone stole my scythe and being that I was a hermit without a mine or anything valuable simming along all day every day, I was pretty pissed. So I tracked the hearth which was totally unprotected, summoned, and killed the scrub with my bare hands. Then a couple days later, I thought "crap, I was probably baited into leaving scents. No one ever came for my head. I wish people griefed like they used to. Now there's all this meta griefing and turbo griefing and grief griefing I just don't know what to do with myself.

I encourage posts like pacotaco, so let me start:
So basically after the death of my character, I decided to pay a little visit to an old website I used to hang at, and asked two guys to play with me.
We created new characters, got pretty far, etc etc, until they decided to disallow me on the claim and destroy my meat grinder while I was watching (Note: didn't have vandalism so couldn't bash the fence)
After a while of slinging them, they decided to log off near the fence (I didn't have murder) so I spammed knock his teeth out. Took a nice 2 hours to kill them both but it was sweet, sweet revenge. Pondering on it now seems lame, but it was my first two murders and I was proud of them.
Of course, I did it deep in the woods and AFK'd in a brickwall for a week after it.
Edit: To elaborate the middle part: They didn't log off near our fence, they ran away and hid in the woods, I remembered one of their HS, spawned an alt there, partied him and walked to there.
I saw them in a claimed fence and all that happened after.
Note: The kill was done on a default client, in 4 in the morning.

[Skorm]

punched to death a guy who tried to steal the bear i had just killed.

[painhertz]

World 4, I invited a guy to be part of my "town" (One log cabin and a garden) and before he could move to my plot some guy robbed the shit out of him, I tracked the guy to where he lived and killed him, later guys from Narfell tracked ME for the murder but we became freinds after they found out I had rangered the guy. The guy who I did the murder for, Requiem then sold out the town (By this time an actual pallisaded town), stole all of our shit and locked us in the pallisade. So yeah, Requiem? If you are still around on another name? fuck you. Haven't forgotten.

[WarpedWiseMan]

My story is almost the same as painhertz except the guy I took in became the best, most productive silk producer for New Cockhaven and he brought an additional tin mine as well. Also, nobody came for retribution. Or they did and I never saw them.

[Ozoneparrot]

Killed my neighbors at the end of world 6.

[Arcanist]

I was in a town called Sovreignty, we were pretty noobie. One day while walking to our closest river I found a guy who had set an idol and was building his palisade not 200 tiles from our town. I tried to say hello, and told him that his town was way too close to ours, and would he please move it to somewhere further away. He decided to run, so I agro'd him, and chased.
He was better at running than I was, so he got off the screen from me and lost agro. I decided to chase him further and found him standing in the forrest with ZZZ above his head. I quickly agro'd him, and kept KOing him until he died.

The funniest part was that one of my punches only took him down to about 70% defence.

[jordancoles]

I actually cannot remember my first murder

[bmjclark]

I went into some open town in the super grid east of me in world 4 and killed a guy with a boar tusk helm. After he came back to his body, i killed him again in his house. I then walked back outside his house and there were 3 people standing around the door, 1 of which had a ranger cape (i'd never seen a ranger cape before). Needless to say, i about shit my pants and ran to my boat. I spam clicked away (clicking faster makes u move faster, right?) and got trapped 3 or 4 times, jumping out of my boat and running back to it everytime they trapped me. The people finally gave up and i got away. I cowered in my walls for a few days

[bitza]

my first kills were during the original declaration of russian jihad

[_Khorne_]

I don't remeber my first kill, but the earliest one I can remember I remember quiet clearly. It was during W4 before wagons were implemented, and I was moving to a different location. So I put everything I deemed important into a LC, and drove a boat for several hours before calling it a day. I hadn't quiet reached my destination just yet so I put my boat multiple tiles inland behind a tree. The next day I logged in and my boat was exactly where it was before...but my LC was gone. (Fuuuuuuu-) So I'm continuing on when on my mini-map I notice a small settlement just outside the range of my map from the night before. So I decide to go there and check it out. There are 3 people online, all in linen, and I ask them if they had anything to do with my LC going missing. They say no, and so I'm like fuck it I don't believe you. I check the only house they have and wha'la. A beam of light was shinning down from the ceiling and everything. As far away from the door as possible sits my LC with, literally ever piece of furniture they have blocking the area between me and it, and as if some sort of shrine they have it between two torch posts. I didn't have murder at the time, So I broke every object between me and my LC, picked it up, took it outside, placed it in front of them, and then beat one of them to death with Knock His Teeth Out for over an hour. The other 2 had logged out at that point.