Excellent Job Goons

[Gaiadin]

I'm sure the quarterbacks of your highschools would be impressed. I hope that's not giving you too much credit (assuming that you've all been to highschool). But let's just assume that you did, and that everyone picked on you and called you names and made fun of your "/\/3|2D5 /\/33D 10\/3 2" T-shirt. Let's be fair though, you're probably all extremely goofy looking motherfuckers. If anything, you should blame your parents for not having the foresight to home-school you. In the cases of those of you who did get home-schooled (undoubtedly there are a few of you), the fact that daddy touched your naughty bits at night really doesn't qualify you for a prick-license.

So all-in-all you guys are pretty much totally awesome and everyone thinks you're really cool I promise. Is that what you need to get hard? To hear all of us i/\/732/\/37 n3rds tell you how cool you are for exploiting a developing game with the sole intent to suck as much fun from other players as you possibly can? Could we get a quota on that? About how many blow-jobs would it take to ease your painful erections so that we can actually test the game?

Anyway good job on "finding" (I use clever sarcastic quotes here because you got the location from a forum that you gained access to through an exploit in the website. Careful Delamore, your coolness is showing again. You're not gay at all. No one thinks so, I promise) the city of Macomb. Write home asap. Your parents will want to hear about how great you are. Wait who am I kidding? Why write when you can simply shout up the basement stairs "hahaha, mom... Mom!! we fucking owned this noob lolol. Hey do we still have any hotpockets?" You don't by the way. I ate the last one last week when I was servicing her. Sorry, that was a bit ambiguous. I meant to say I fucked your mom.

So keep on keepin' on. Maybe once you scare off or annoy every other player in the game Jorb and Loftar will just give you access to the server source and you can make the exploits for yourself. That should save you a lot of unnecessary searching.

In case your reading comprehension/ADHD is such that you were unable to follow that beautiful wall of text, I'll give you this simple declaration to clear things up:

tl;dr: Die in a fire.

[ryft]

Yeah this game will never be what it could be if it is allowed to be run by Goons... because only goons will want to/will be able to play it. No matter how much they try to self-validate themselves (wiki, IRC, reporting bugs) their existence will still solely be to ruin any game (for everyone but them) that they discover they are able to easily cheat or exploit. Yes I KNOW this is an alpha... etc, etc but that doesn't mean it won't continue on after alpha stage. I am also pretty sure most people who play this and aren't goons are going to be sure to tell anyone that wants to play this not to because of the goon control. The main problem with this game is that people are allowed to be as much of an ass as they want... and as freeing as that may be, it doesn't work well in an online game for evident reasons. Unless Jorb and Loftar do something about this situation in the future, I can't see this game having any significantly large or diverse player base. This is just my two cents worth.

To the Goons.. I hope you don't see yourselves as contributors to any aspect of the gaming community. You exist only for your own selfish desires and you have succeeded in ruining this game for many people now and in the future.

To Jorb and Loftar: I think its extremely silly you condone the actions of one player just because of his contributions that I'm sure a multitude of other people could equally contribute.

Good day. =)

[bajuba]

I feel like I have been forced to stop playing by another player. Weeks of work lost.

[Loopoo]

What exactly happened? They used a bug to find your town and completely destroy it?

Goons are the pricks on roses, the cancerous tumors of the earth, the twats of society. We all hate em. Delamore is a prick too.

[btaylor]

Gather everyone in-game and hunt Delamore down if you don't like him. Have everyone trade boycott him. I find it kinda in poor taste that you go to the devs for problems like this.

[Blaze]

Delamore used moar exploits to gain a lead over legitimate characters and is now using that lead to oppress them? Old news.

This topic's old and overdone, like Lindsey Lohan crawling naked out a dumpster.

[TheEnigmist]

he leave scents in this town i guess so someone is able to summone delamore. maybe blaze? or does he hve no cock?

[ryft]

Someone should not be allowed to exploit bugs just because he reports them afterwords. I.E. the forum "hack" he did. It's not like he accidentally stumbled upon it and then just happened to see information he could use against other players. He knew he was doing something that SHOULD have resulted in some kind of disciplinary action. In my opinion, using something outside of the game to take advantage of players is worse then using something in a game. He deliberately abused a bug.

[kimya]

oh, hahahaha!!! this pic is just amazing

well, i still dont think its okay to blame everyone in Chernobyl (this map, several other towns last map) of being an idiot, thief, murderer, whatever, just because theyre in said town... but this pic is just cool, ill keep it. and i made my comment about it. hope goons can laugh about it too

[ryft]

Everyone in Chernobyl are recruited by the Goons, for the use of the goons as far as I know.. I could be wrong though but if this is true, then it is fair to blame them all since they are supporting these kinds of actions.