by dagrimreefah » Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:27 am
I don't know why people believe trees are synonymous with a healthy environment.
Trees are grotesque, giant, learchy green monsters. If you haven't noticed, they're lazy as fuck too, just sitting around all day soaking in rays. Fucking deadbeats.
And what's with that horrible brown, dry-ass crackly skin? Not to mention that they harbor tons of pests and shit... And that they love to shit sap all over your fucking car.
But yeah, been wishing this forever.