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Haiku thread

Postby Pinkie-Pie » Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:12 am

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five, seven then five again
post Haiku's or die
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Re: Haiku thread

Postby the_portals » Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:25 am

Don't think of it as
a handjob. Think of it as
a hand vacation.
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Re: Haiku thread

Postby Mike_Hawk » Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:28 am

fuck that fucking boar
it went and ruined my day
and also bills day too
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Re: Haiku thread

Postby Arcanist » Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:34 am

Baby Blue eyes
I walk into the world
Diabolical

I see a sword's hilt
Poking from the chest of
Everybody

I guess this is right
You see, the world I'm in
Haven and Hearth
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Re: Haiku thread

Postby ydex » Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:40 am

taste my axe you bitch
i will punch u in the face
winning world seven

Note; this would be 5-7-5 sylables when speaking/reading it up but due to spelling it's a few more at times.
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Re: Haiku thread

Postby the_portals » Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:23 am

Please don't leave your lube
sitting next to the toothpaste
it is dark in here.
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Re: Haiku thread

Postby overtyped » Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:34 am

Bob dole Bob dole Bob
Bob dole bob dole bob dole bob
dole bob dole bob dole

The haiku above
is copywritted do not
cause infringement fags
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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Re: Haiku thread

Postby MrFreed » Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:22 am

the_portals wrote:Don't think of it as
a handjob. Think of it as
a hand vacation.

BASTARD! I WAS GOING TO DO THAT ONE!!!! xDDDD
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Re: Haiku thread

Postby overtyped » Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:30 am

MrFreed wrote:
the_portals wrote:Don't think of it as
a handjob. Think of it as
a hand vacation.

BASTARD! I WAS GOING TO DO THAT ONE!!!! xDDDD

that is not haiku
Crimson chin you are a noob
haiku or you die
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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Re: Haiku thread

Postby NOOBY93 » Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:15 pm

Another one of
these stupid threads coming up
Please stop this bullshit
Jalpha wrote:I believe in my interpretation of things.
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