Take a bough

[fundex]

oh, how about a death for no cause?
yeah, unending frustration?
ohh yeah

i look so dumb right now
plowing inside my house
so frustrating when i die
you make me create another guy?
please, just cut it out.

and don't tell me that you're friendly cuz you're not
i'm just tryin to build my stats and farm this plot

well you shot me with a bow while i was rowing
now it's time to go, a boar is slowly closing
i'm walking super slow, stamina is draining
i have over plowed
(i have over plowed)
go on and take a bough

Grab your boat and get gone
You better hurry up
Before the Russkies come on
Talkin bout "Man, I need bone glue" "Oh I have one"
Take a flask so you can run
Please, just bear be gone

and don't tell me that you're friendly cuz you're not
i'm just tryin to build my stats and farm this plot

well you shot me with a bow while i was rowing
now it's time to go, a boar is slowly closing
now i'm walking super slow, stamina is draining
i have over plowed
(i have over plowed)
go on and take a bough

Oh and the award for the best hearthling goes to you
For making me a sling and brand new clothes for me
I've leeched til knocked out

oh, how about a death for no cause?
yeah, unending frustration?

well you shot me with a bow while i was rowing
now it's time to go, a boar is slowly closing
now i'm walking super slow, stamina is draining
i have over plowed
(i have over plowed)
go on and take a bough

[Jesus_Smith_Nandez]

And so another newbie dies in the great hearthlands...

I must say that's creative though 8/10 for originality.

[DragonRyder95]

Twas a beautiful read :')
8/10