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What story does Comodo and Ozzy had in the past?

Postby Rodimus » Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:19 am

I just noticed their signatures...
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Re: What story does Comodo and Ozzy had in the past?

Postby Ninijutsu » Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:53 am

They are members of warring factions.
Of another era.
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Re: What story does Comodo and Ozzy had in the past?

Postby LordD1 » Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:30 am

This is honestly, the stupidest thread and question I've ever fucking seen. :oops:
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Re: What story does Comodo and Ozzy had in the past?

Postby NOOBY93 » Thu Apr 09, 2015 1:55 pm

grab some refreshments because this is gonna be a long story:
ozzy killed comodo, comodo killed ozzy, they both took a screenshot
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Re: What story does Comodo and Ozzy had in the past?

Postby venatorvenator » Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:13 pm

It all started in 1725 when Ozzy was a part of a brigand gang made up by Ozzy, Flea and Slash. At the time Comodo was just a hardworking farmer who lived in the couny of Danzig, the same region where Ozzy's gang used to raid. One day Ozzy spotted Comodo's farm and, more interestingly, Comodo's wife. After passionate sexy times Ozzy proceeded to kill her, mumbling something like "sorry babe there's only place for one in my life". Upon returning to his farm Comodo saw his wife's corpse beside an "I was here" runestone. In rage, Comodo raised a peasant army that burned every house and tortured every person in the region for clues about the Ozzy's gang's hideout.
Finally cornered and vastly outnumbered, Flea and Slash were killed in the skirmish but Ozzy manage to run away through the forest. In his flight Ozzy found himself in the middle of a frozen lake, where an improperly dressed lady gave him a magic sword and uttered the words "all or nothing", which made as little sense to him as it makes for you now. With renewed strength and equipment Ozzy single-handedly killed half of Comodo's peasant army, which then fled in shame. Since he was at it, Ozzy also killed the current count and took his title, declaring Comodo public enemy number one. Comodo, on the other hand, trained his surviving peasants into an elite force of suicidal marauders and declared himself the real count of Danzig. They have been fighting ever since with no clear winner on either side.
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Re: What story does Comodo and Ozzy had in the past?

Postby Amanda44 » Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:48 pm

venatorvenator wrote:It all started in 1725 when Ozzy was a part of a brigand gang made up by Ozzy, Flea and Slash. At the time Comodo was just a hardworking farmer who lived in the couny of Danzig, the same region where Ozzy's gang used to raid. One day Ozzy spotted Comodo's farm and, more interestingly, Comodo's wife. After passionate sexy times Ozzy proceeded to kill her, mumbling something like "sorry babe there's only place for one in my life". Upon returning to his farm Comodo saw his wife's corpse beside an "I was here" runestone. In rage, Comodo raised a peasant army that burned every house and tortured every person in the region for clues about the Ozzy's gang's hideout.
Finally cornered and vastly outnumbered, Flea and Slash were killed in the skirmish but Ozzy manage to run away through the forest. In his flight Ozzy found himself in the middle of a frozen lake, where an improperly dressed lady gave him a magic sword and uttered the words "all or nothing", which made as little sense to him as it makes for you now. With renewed strength and equipment Ozzy single-handedly killed half of Comodo's peasant army, which then fled in shame. Since he was at it, Ozzy also killed the current count and took his title, declaring Comodo public enemy number one. Comodo, on the other hand, trained his surviving peasants into an elite force of suicidal marauders and declared himself the real count of Danzig. They have been fighting ever since with no clear winner on either side.

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Re: What story does Comodo and Ozzy had in the past?

Postby Comodo » Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:10 am

Ozzy hates me cause of my MLG stats, but Ozzy got summoned full change so he "quit", but then he came back and died on his friend's main again so he probably quit for good, so it's k now.
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Re: What story does Comodo and Ozzy had in the past?

Postby Rodimus » Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:15 am

oh...
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Re: What story does Comodo and Ozzy had in the past?

Postby Rodimus » Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:16 am

LordD1 wrote:This is honestly, the stupidest thread and question I've ever fucking seen. :oops:

Yes, the most stupidest question you have ever seen in your whole life.
There's alot more stupid questions coming.
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Re: What story does Comodo and Ozzy had in the past?

Postby the_portals » Sun Apr 12, 2015 6:33 pm

plot twist: Comodo and Ozzy are secretly in love
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