So, I walked around and found an abandoned claim near hearth. Built a wind chime, moved the runestone, caught some wind, made a bunch of wicker baskets.
The Stage was set.
I put the wind in, and set an alt to stand waiting for the fun.
BEFORE:

AFTER:

I had always thought people were joking at the destruction it caused. Wind destroyed all the wicker baskets, clay pots, the dreamcatcher I forgot to move, and a nearly undamaged runestone. A RUNESTONE! Those are a pita to get rid of. Also left my alt with 13 of 31 HHP left, 49 total damage.
H&H. I have found the solution. It must be done. The filth and decay of the hearthlands will be blown away in a divine wind. Ready yourselves...