J News 12-21-09 2:16pm

[Josan]

Hello hearthlings it's me Josan. I am trying something new , so bare with me. I am doing a news posts on major events in H and H.

So today in H and h I found out that Codexia has been raided by the notorious Delamore. He and his raiders ruined Codexia by the lot. They blocked all the doors , took all the butter(poor butter), got rid of a lot of hearth fires, and obviously killed a whole lot of people, mainly and most likely defenceless noobs. So that is what happened recently. I'll have more info soon , so check back to see if I edit any of my posts, it will say edit.

[Cain]

hahaha. Awesome.

[Vetarnian]

Can't you try a more dramatic writing style? I suggest looking up Froissart's chronicles if you want inspiration (and keep in mind that Froissart was an incorrigible embellisher).

[Jackard]

you should try out that timeline thing instead

[kedrigh]

try a real event instead.

[Jackard]

recording the small stuff can be cool too

[Agarrett]

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[poocolator]

Josan... are you purposefully being thick, as to troll, or are you genuinely retarded? I need to know because I'm uncertain if i should laugh at you or with you.

and obviously killed a whole lot of people, mainly and most likely defenceless noobs.

Heh. Same noobs who kicked your ass

[Lothaudus]

Why, I'm flattered that Codexia has been worthy of a mention in such a prestigious news magazine. May I subscribe so that I may be kept up to date with these most recent events?

I wonder good sir, do you home deliver or must one buy your news from a place such as a news agency?

News - the presentation of a report on recent or new events in a newspaper or other periodical or on radio or television.

So today in H and h I found out that Codexia has been raided by the notorious Delamore. He and his raiders ruined Codexia by the lot. They blocked all the doors , took all the butter(poor butter), got rid of a lot of hearth fires, and obviously killed a whole lot of people, mainly and most likely defenceless noobs. So that is what happened recently. I'll have more info soon , so check back to see if I edit any of my posts, it will say edit.

Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:03 pm

[Chakravanti]

[b]recent or new events[/b

FTL LMFAO

Oh man..the things that have happened since....and are currently in the works. This is like reading a newspaper from 1984.