Stealing from me

[Asmodeus]

I am sure you stole my cupboard full of sausages for 'lulz', which doesn't even make sense... what the hell are lulz anyway? Ohwell, I suppose the lulz your received in exchange for my sausages made you enjoy the game more. I don't even technically exist, you have no way of proving that my character is not a very complicated piece of programming designed to convince you that you are playing against real people, and there for it is your responsability to interact with the character in the way you believe it was intended. However, there is no way I can prove that you are real either, but I assume you are atleast as complicated a piece of programming as you might imagine my character to be, in which case I assume you can understand this post. Basically, your a pretty lame piece of programming, whoever you are.

[Jackard]

if they did it for 'lulz' as you say then you are playing right into their hands






nice sig btw, very appropriate

[Asmodeus]

Good point Jackard,


If you, the imaginary thief, did actually do it for lulz and not because you are simply a figment of the internet ignore my entire post, I wish to deprive you of lulz.

[Caliku]

Good point Jackard,


If you, the imaginary thief, did actually do it for lulz and not because you are simply a figment of the internet ignore my entire post, I wish to deprive you of lulz.

No no I don't think you get it. By posting you are further extending the lulz.

[Cain]

Actually I'm allergic to lulz. I stole them for the pheeps.

[Asmodeus]

I dont get it on purpose, you see I play this gam for my own kind of lulz and this post has achieved it. Its kind of like a trade, even if the thief got pheeps for my goods, my loss has been balanced by my own gaining of lulz from such an inane post. I suppose it's a model of the natural trade that constantly occurs in our interaction with all things, ofcourse over the internet things get lost in the translation and it is easier to convert stolen goods into lulz than in real life. But thanks for helping Caliku, you have increased the healing effect this post has had on my loss.

[Jackard]

oh what a tangled web we weave...

[Cain]

oh what a tangled web we weave...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdjn81NMS0Q @ 1:01
Ever since hearing that song I always hear that lyric in conjunction with that phrase. Dunno why, but I love it.

[Jackard]

i will let you in on a secret my friend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdjn81NMS0Q#t=01m01s

use it well

[Cain]

Yeah, I just have no idea how to do that. I'm not big on youtube.