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My cattle are Ghey

Postby reticulata » Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:03 pm

So far I have tamed nothing but male cattle. Has anyone noticed a male to female ratio when taming?

I havent noticed any dry humping going on in the pasture, but i suppose it will be happening soon if i do not succeed in finding them a woman.
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Re: My cattle are Ghey

Postby Cain » Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:30 pm

I'm confused as to how a lack of "women," by which I assume you mean female cattle, would lead to dry humping? :|

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Re: My cattle are Ghey

Postby Asmodeus » Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:34 pm

Its unfair of you to assume that two of your males will only achieve dry humping, when they have half as many option as a female and male bovine.
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Re: My cattle are Ghey

Postby warrri » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:41 am

i stopped taming after 0 females, 9 males in a row.
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Re: My cattle are Ghey

Postby Kasakun » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:45 am

Something DOES seem very borked about the male/female ratio in the cattle. We got our cow only after the 6th attempt.

...at least we got a lot of cow chorizos.
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Re: My cattle are Ghey

Postby Potjeh » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:45 am

I managed to get two cows, but they just keep having male calves :(
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Re: My cattle are Ghey

Postby Kahim » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:59 am

So am i the only one who had no problems getting my bull and cow on the first two? And my cow had a baby female so far i seem to not have problems with females.
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Re: My cattle are Ghey

Postby Cain » Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:06 am

Kahim wrote:So am i the only one who had no problems getting my bull and cow on the first two? And my cow had a baby female so far i seem to not have problems with females.

Some people are just born with it. ;)
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Re: My cattle are Ghey

Postby Frelock » Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:50 am

I'm having the opposite problem; I've gotten 4 cows in a row, but no bulls. Then again, I suppose that's better, as cows give milk, and more cows=>more pregnancies=>larger herd. But I still have to find a bull before that starts.
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Re: My cattle are Ghey

Postby Caliku » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:04 am

Solution:

Can we please use magic for sex change operations? :lol:
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