Things H&H is like

[Peter]

Haven and hearth is like Organized crime, except less orderly. As soon as I think I'm out of it, they drag me right back.

Haven and hearth is like being in a supercharged coffee grinder full of sandpaper-coated gravel. It's grindy.

Haven and hearth is like a anarchy, except it involves a lot more capitalists.

Haven and hearth is like something awesome, except awesomer.

[theTrav]

Haven an hearth is like a stolen meme that no-body likes

[Peter]

Haven an hearth is like a stolen meme that no-body likes

Stolen? From where?

[UnrealJake]

If nobody likes it, why have you spent so much time on its forums?

[theTrav]

If nobody likes it, why have you spent so much time on its forums?

WHOOOOSH!

[Chakravanti]

Haven an hearth is like a stolen meme that no-body likes

Stolen? From where?

HAven & Hearth is like YOUR MOM, I gotta try it again after every upgrade.

[Misty]

HAven & Hearth is like YOUR MOM, I gotta try it again after every upgrade.

Haven & Hearth is like your dad. I take it to bed with me and it still doesn't perform.

[Devour]

Haven & Hearth is like your dad. I take it to bed with me and it still doesn't perform.

Haven & Hearth is like you; ugly on the outside and filled with thoughts of murder and rape inside.

EDIT: Semi-colon motherfuckers.

[Justicar]

Haven & Hearth is like; shit. If you play with it, you'll feel dirty afterwards. And a lot of Germans like it more than is healthy.

[niltrias]

Haven & Hearth is like your dad. I take it to bed with me and it still doesn't perform.

Haven & Hearth is like you; ugly on the outside and filled with thoughts of murder and rape inside.

EDIT: Semi-colon motherfuckers.

Why the semi-colon? Not that I mind, but the period or the colon is more appropriate, so I dont see why you mention it so vehemently. There is probably a good joke there somewhere, but I will leave it to others.