Jorb's secret cheat codes

[FatBob]

Press Shift + : while swimming in a river to bring up the cheat menu and type them in.

[saltmummy626]

How do these work?

someone didn't read the rest of the thread. but yeah, shift + : in while swimming works too.

[brohammed]

why

[DatOneGuy]

I wish I had a 24/7 hardon. Shit would be so cash.

Edit: I'd slap people with it. Hint Hint

NSFW, Don't click if you're underage, a faggot, easily offended, working, with your mom, out shopping in front of your new boyfriend, or dancing on stage.

Sadly I've seen very few successful executions of this move, and I've yet to attempt it myself. The timing has to be just so.

[btaylor]

I wish I had a 24/7 hardon. Shit would be so cash.

Edit: I'd slap people with it. Hint Hint

NSFW, Don't click if you're underage, a faggot, easily offended, working, with your mom, out shopping in front of your new boyfriend, or dancing on stage.

Sadly I've seen very few successful executions of this move, and I've yet to attempt it myself. The timing has to be just so.

I am currently writing my suicide note. Thanks DatOneGuy.

Also, the original cheats thread:

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=3532&p=38526#p38526

[ScegfOd]

I'm almost tempted to click on DoG's link myself xD
also: LOL @ thread not dying yet

edited to prolong the pwnage of newbs

Hey guys, I was experimenting with the cheat codes in the game and I’ve made a list of all the cheats I could possibly find. Here they are. Don’t misuse them! *Edit: Typo. Priapism wasn't working for some people, because of my stupid spelling mistake. Also, Epididymus was spelled wrong too.

Priapism: God-mode. Unlimited stamina, hunger and hit points.
Meatus: Creates a stack of six cooked q100 bear meat.
Corona: Creates cliffs around you.
Glans: Full healing.
Phimosis: Creates a pile of invisible, q200 steel armor.
Prepuce: Creates a q200 bear skin.
Epididymus: Reveals a cave map
Corpus Cavernosum: Creates an opening to the nearest cave right through the ground.
Navicular Fossa: Crosses a river.

someone didn't read the rest of the thread. but yeah, shift + : in while swimming works too.

[MagicManICT]

I'm almost tempted to click on DoG's link myself xD
also: LOL @ thread not dying yet

It did die. Somehow it keeps on coming back from the grave. FYI, it's not THAT bad, but it's definitely NSFW.

[Projeear]

I wish I had a 24/7 hardon. Shit would be so cash.

Edit: I'd slap people with it. Hint Hint

NSFW, Don't click if you're underage, a faggot, easily offended, working, with your mom, out shopping in front of your new boyfriend, or dancing on stage.

Sadly I've seen very few successful executions of this move, and I've yet to attempt it myself. The timing has to be just so.

I actually dickslapped my girlfriend on Monday.

YYEEAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



True story, btw.

[MagicManICT]

I actually dickslapped my girlfriend on Monday.

YYEEAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

True story, btw.

Pics or it didn't happen!

[bclark4253]

I actually dickslapped my girlfriend on Monday.

YYEEAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

True story, btw.

Pics or it didn't happen!

DEAR GOD NO.. NO PICS!!!