You have been playing too much Haven and Hearth when...

[Dataslycer]

...you want to play your favorite video game with your friends (not H&H) and tell to destroy their hearthfire so they can teleport to your house.
...you feeling tired after a rough work or schooling so you drink a lot of wine so you can hearthfire back home.
...you refuse to go swimming at all.
...you had someone break into your house and decided to look around for scents.
...you refuse to eat anyone except a well prepared table next to a bonfire.
...you stuff a red plant into a jar with water and go search for iron.
...you put dinner in the oven for 12 minutes then turn it on for 1 minute.
...you start throwing rocks at wild animals behind a bunch of signs.
...you start building a sign in your living room and at your front before throwing your keys away.
...you start eating a lot of cheese believing that you will grow stronger, smarter, and more good looking.
...you start going around the city, cutting down trees to thinking you can learn something new from it.

[Riou1231]

...You repeatedly make buckets and cutlery thinking you can learn something from it.
...You carry a wooden sword around town with you thinking you'll be attacked by boars,bears, and thieves.

[Grog]

...You proclaim every russian you see as a thief....

[saltmummy626]

You look at other peoples houses and possessions, and wait for them to turn red and disappear....
When you travel to another town you look for its red borders....
You take a cows skull and place it on your lawn, yelling at anyone who walks on the sidewalk across the street....
You carve up large stones in the park and make rune stones with rude messages on them....
You build a kiln on the local beach/lake/river and regularly visit it....
You ask store keepers if they accept cavebulbs....

[sabinati]

...you put dinner in the oven for 12 minutes then turn it on for 1 minute.

literally laughed out loud at this

[ZestyLemons]

When you start building a palisade around your home, and start snapping rabbit and chicken's necks and eating them.

[ViciousGamer04]

..when you delete posts relevent to a thread like i'm assuming sabinati did to my post.

Anyways. i'll say it again as there really was no reason to delete it.

...when you make threads like this.

[Grog]

lol

edit: how is that called in english? unwanted humor?

[sabinati]

..when you delete posts relevent to a thread like i'm assuming sabinati did to my post.

Anyways. i'll say it again as there really was no reason to delete it.

...when you make threads like this.

you just don't get it do you?

[jorb]

I actually went to the store the other day -- it was raining, so it was a shitty day for a walk -- and I caught myself thinking "At least I won't have to walk back home"...