...you want to play your favorite video game with your friends (not H&H) and tell to destroy their hearthfire so they can teleport to your house.
...you feeling tired after a rough work or schooling so you drink a lot of wine so you can hearthfire back home.
...you refuse to go swimming at all.
...you had someone break into your house and decided to look around for scents.
...you refuse to eat anyone except a well prepared table next to a bonfire.
...you stuff a red plant into a jar with water and go search for iron.
...you put dinner in the oven for 12 minutes then turn it on for 1 minute.
...you start throwing rocks at wild animals behind a bunch of signs.
...you start building a sign in your living room and at your front before throwing your keys away.
...you start eating a lot of cheese believing that you will grow stronger, smarter, and more good looking.
...you start going around the city, cutting down trees to thinking you can learn something new from it.