You have been playing too much Haven and Hearth when...

[Kionys]

...You expect a house to be built within 10 minutes...
...You wonder why you can't pick up your car...
...You put a bee hive in your garden, hoping your crops will grow faster...

[MightySheep]

u buy loads of poppys on november 11th so you can keep studying them till next year

[Emina]

... you ask your work colleagues to watch your back wile you craft a feasting table during lunch.
...any time you go on a date you carry a bucket of high ql water, just in case the guy try to stab you at any point of time.
...you put a sign on a valuble spot in town , and start yelling at anyone trying to set foot on your claimed land, and proclaim that you will find them and track them by smell if they do. You will also tell them you are wearing a dragons helmet and golden rings thinking you will somehow intimidate them more.
...you start to plan how to dig a path from your cellar to your theaving neighurs cellar, just so you can summon him and stab him wile he sleeps.
... you brag to all your friends about the ql of the worms you have in your cubbords at home.
...you pass a sewer with no lid on it that is sealed off with some ducktape, and you emidiatley know it must be a mine and start looking for dreams and bones to claim it.
... you constantly patrol your borders and go all paraniod when you find a branch on the ground thinking someone must have been here recentley.
... you eat a creamycook realizing it wasnt as satisfactionary as you thaught it would be since it didnt really have the stats you wanted. muahaha

[MagicManICT]

... you brag to all your friends about the ql of the leeches you have in your cupboards at home.

Fix'd for ya.

edit: q100 leeches: not recommended for beginners or the ailing.

[JinxDevona]

...you tell your family at dinner "Don't let me forget to put my worms in the cupboards after we finish eating."
...you are out for a walk and you run away when you see another person
...when you start plucking everything in your yard (and end up with poison ivy)

[screwbag]

You see a dandelion... You pick it and stare at it for about half an hour...

[kohg]

rename this thread to loser's corner.

[MagicManICT]

You see a dandelion... You pick it and stare at it for about half an hour...

It's called LSD, man. It's sooo groovy.

[Patchouli_Knowledge]

I once almost carried a pail of water when going out on a walk.

On a separate "Too much" joke. I ran over a frog with a wagon and feared retribution from a goddess from it.

[Zayex]

...when you pass up sex for HnH