Dear Mr. Owl,
I have to tell you, when you strode up to my gates in your Robin Hood gear I was a bit perturbed. When you told me my claim was "amazing" I was a bit terrified. When you told me to "Give you milk and die." and I asked "Don't you mean give you milk or die." and you said "Very well, give me milk OR die." I wet myself a little. (This last part is a joke he was non threatening and a joy to have visit.)
In the end you are one of the good guys and I thank you for your gift and your honesty. I look forward to seeing you again. When I have access to some milk I will definitely remember you and a barrel will be yours complimentary of my claim.
Sincerely,
Warpy