Vandal and Hemp Thief Bob Dole gets KO'd by Men with Nuts So Fresh he can Suck Them
Recently Bob Dole commited crimes by stealing hemp and bashing a new palisade.
But Bob was not ready to stop at just some hemp, he wanted more.
To protect our less fresh members we remained vigilant. Watching the movements of this criminal, we waited for our chance to enact justice.
Finally, after cowering for days, the criminal was found outside chasing snowflakes, and a chase ensued. The criminal was initially found on a sled, but with his brain having been impaired and degraded by the lower thinking required of someone willing to commit such criminal acts, he foolishly abandoned his sled.
This led to such extensive nut sucking by the criminal, that by the time his abettor showed up in a futile attempt to save this wrongdoer, it was too late, and the criminal Bob Dole was knocked to the ground.
Below is the pathetic attire and items retreived from his downed person. The low quality of this gear is no doubt due to directing his efforts toward wronging others rather than improving himself.
Let this be a lesson not only to this criminal, but to others as well: We're so fresh, you can suck our nuts.