hello it is glorious afternoon
i am to be selling stolen goods in exchange for delicious chickens
chickens come in inventories and are good for the soul! i am to be wanting six chickens and in exchange i will be to give you stolen objects of not very much value. please, come into my office and be to explaining your name and where you live, and if i have finding packages for you it will be to have been returned to you for a low, low price of six chickens per package.
unless i am to be needing more chests to protect my delicious, delicious chickens, and then i will be needing boards of wood and also the chickens.
ps: please to not be selling to me stolen chickens =( they do not taste the same