Rent a worker!

[Gaskin]

A noob without game experience looking for work! I can do anything for food and showing how to do some things!

[Papa_bear]

I want you to work for me as a strip dancer! 2 bread per day!

[Gaskin]

SOLD!

[Cookie]

Three bread a day and all the apples you can eat?

Damn I'm too late...

[Gaskin]

No! Papa didnt rent me !

[calodine]

I need to run a test. Remove your shoes and walk in a straight line for ten-fifteen minutes. In exchange, I'll give you unlimited bread. All you can eat.

[Wolfang]

I want you to be my slave for eternity.
You will get a little food whilst you fulfil this job.
One you are not a slave anymore i will pay you.
You will have to name yourself 'Watonga' or something that is a slave name.
Or just 'Slave Girl' or 'Serf'

If you do not obbey me you must stand in a pool full of leaches for 20 minutes.

You will receive a little cot at the back of my house.

If bears come you must throw yourself inf ront fo them to protect me, i dont like to have my clothes ripped.

You must be a female slave, sometimes you will have to warm me up whilst i sleep, or i will lend you to a friend.

If you do not obbey me i cut your fingers off and feed them to the chickens.

[Gaskin]

Can i sleep with chickens ? It will be warmer then!

[Wolfang]

No.

[ryuzaki123]

Are ya still not sold yet? =\