The Hearthland Herald Archives

[HasseKebab]

There is a war in Whatever bay and DuMarsch using his iron grip on the city and its press freedoms to create fabrications, lies and mere propaganda in an attempt to hide its war crimes, this event is just one of many such crimes. Imagery and story of Felix is entierly fabricated. The true story is that our freedom fighters were clashing with the internal security forces from Whatever Bay after liberating naked individuals from forceful palisade reconstruction efforts. In fact they were attempting to repair a previous gap made in the city walls from during the siege of the city by the Coalition of free hearthland states.
We are here to liberate the city and its people from its Autocratic government and bring core values from our coalition to its people; freedom, big FEPs and justice for atrocities made by DuMarsch government.

[rhzk]

There is a war in Whatever bay and DuMarsch using his iron grip on the city and its press freedoms to create fabrications, lies and mere propaganda in an attempt to hide its war crimes, this event is just one of many such crimes. Imagery and story of Felix is entierly fabricated. The true story is that our freedom fighters were clashing with the internal security forces from Whatever Bay after liberating naked individuals from forceful palisade reconstruction efforts. In fact they were attempting to repair a previous gap made in the city walls from during the siege of the city by the Coalition of free hearthland states.
We are here to liberate the city and its people from its Autocratic government and bring core values from our coalition to its people; freedom, big FEPs and justice for atrocities made by DuMarsch government.

Then why did you kill a civilian like me? I just asked for Snail's kiss.

[Halbertz]

Then why did you kill a civilian like me? I just asked for Snail's kiss.

Collateral damage

[rhzk]

Collateral damage

Collateral damage does not include civilian casualties caused by military operations that are intended to terrorize or kill enemy civilians.

[HasseKebab]

There are no collateral civilian damages from our part in the conflict, if you've been wronged it's most likely you were wronged by the Whatever Bay moral police. Something our freedom fighters are actively combatting, we've extracted multiple corpses of civilians from the city. Likely they were casualties made by the mentioned moral police.

[Yuginelol]

blah blah blah

so, to summarize: you have declared, cough, special military siege to liberate sprucies from their democratically elected government?

[Kaios]

hearthland herald are clearly biased, there's like four "stories" about Whatever Bay's failures but nothing about their victory

[Gensokyo]

hearthland herald are clearly biased, there's like four "stories" about Whatever Bay's failures but nothing about their victory

I'm not exactly sure how you take the Felix KO as a story of "failure" on Whatever Bay's side.

[mamflo]

There is a war in Whatever bay and DuMarsch using his iron grip on the city and its press freedoms to create fabrications, lies and mere propaganda in an attempt to hide its war crimes, this event is just one of many such crimes. Imagery and story of Felix is entierly fabricated. The true story is that our freedom fighters were clashing with the internal security forces from Whatever Bay after liberating naked individuals from forceful palisade reconstruction efforts. In fact they were attempting to repair a previous gap made in the city walls from during the siege of the city by the Coalition of free hearthland states.
We are here to liberate the city and its people from its Autocratic government and bring core values from our coalition to its people; freedom, big FEPs and justice for atrocities made by DuMarsch government.

How did you call it? Cough, special operation, right?

[TheHearthlandHerald]

The Fall of Molehill: Unprecedented Tactics in a City Shrouded in Mystery

The once-thriving city of Molehill has fallen, succumbing to an assault orchestrated by a group of individuals harboring an inexplicable hatred towards moles. What sets this siege apart is the deployment of taboo tactics that have left the Hearthlands in awe.

The aggressors, driven by motives yet to be unveiled, ingeniously mounted catapults onto their ships, creating a fearsome maritime force. This unconventional method allowed them to rain destruction upon the city's walls, catching the residents of Molehill off guard and unprepared for such a novel and audacious approach.



The origins of the conflict remain shrouded in mystery, leaving the Hearthland community to speculate about the enmity that led to the fall of Molehill. The use of mole-hating sentiments as a catalyst for such an extraordinary assault raises questions about the deep-seated tensions that may have simmered beneath the surface.

As the dust settles over the fallen city, residents grapple with the aftermath, mourning the loss of their once-vibrant community. The Hearthland Herald remains committed to unraveling the mystery behind the conflict, shedding light on the motives that drove this unprecedented siege on Molehill and the individuals responsible for its fall. Stay tuned for in-depth coverage as we strive to piece together the puzzle surrounding this tragic event.