Calling all cars
Calling all cars
Be on the lookout for Stalagoombas. Immediately report any sightings to Squeezy102 for dispatch. Cash reward for any information that leads to the capture and arrest of Stalagoombas. Do your part and your civic duty today!
I've got (looks around) a bic lighter, $6.24 USD, a half-empty red bull, and about 30% of a cannabis mint chocolate bar I can offer in exchange for the whereabouts of a GOD DAMN stalagoomba.