Oppidia is STILL HERE and I am INNOCENT

[Apocoreo]

We love Oppidia, don’t we? You love Oppidia — and guess what? OPPIDIA STILL EXISTS, FOLKS. That's right. I know people were wondering. 'Is Oppidia still around? Did it collapse?' Some people said we were gone. Some people said we were underwater. WRONG. We’re still here - we never left - THEY are underwater!

Not only are we here, but we are making a FORTUNE. All the tokens, folks. Several tokens. Like it's going to be at least 2. On what? On SILK. Beautiful, luxurious silk — you’ve never seen anything like it. We’re bringing it back. Russians said Oppidia doesn’t do silk. Overqueer Austin maybe could do silk a little. Well, now we do. We’re the silk kings. We’ve got farms, we’ve got worms — the best worms, genetically Oppidia worms. Patriot worms. Round worms. Tapeworms. Tremendous silk. So good I put some of them inside me. Shiny, soft, stronger than steel, some are saying. They're wearing Merchant Robes instead of Steel Plate and I won't say any more abotu that, folks!

And the fake news, oh they don’t like it. They said, ‘Spiders can’t restart the Oppidian silk industry.’ RIGHT. I didn't. Our dedicated Arborist did while I was on a golf weekend. I signed the order between the 6th and 9th hole now the Chinese? They’re nervous. They see us producing silk, and they start sweating — sweating silk, probably! They have a lot of silk.

And now we have all this success — Oppidia thriving, everyone wearing silk robes again — and the media suddenly brings up the list. You know the one. The so-called ‘Misa List.’ The thing they always talk about — and let me tell you, folks: THERE IS NO LIST. Never existed. Never saw one. AUSTIN probably made it up and if he didn't it's because HE'S PROBABLY ON IT. Nobody I know has ever seen a list. Total fabrication.

People say, 'But sir, if there's no list, why do they keep asking about it?' And I say, because they're sick people! Sick! They make things up. Just like Russia, just like collusion, just like low ratings Hearthland Herald. I heard they use AI, can you imagine that? And the worms told me Herald is on the Misa List too. Probably.

And let’s be honest — if there WAS a list, and I’m not saying there is, but if there was... I wouldn’t be on it. Because I don’t go to Whatever Bay. I go to Green Tempations, I go North Market, I go to World Fair, I go to Meme Temptations and BRODGAR. Big difference. Beautiful, tasteful, round, high-class cities. With very adult people. Very legal people. The best people!

So don’t let the haters fool you. Don’t let them say Oppidia’s gone. Don’t let them say we don’t make silk. And definitely don’t let them say there’s a list. We’ve got no list, I've never made a spreadsheet in my life, we’ve got silk, and we’ve got the greatest village in the history of the worlds. Still standing. Still round. Still beautiful. And still under #1 Overseer Spiders.

Thank you, God bless the worms, and God bless Oppidia!

[Apocoreo]

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