Cock Balls Bay official (real) thread

[springyb]

Pirates but no ships hmmmmmmm

mods lock this thread I think it's a fake

Edit: Wait nevermind they never said pirates I just made that up, mods unlock thread pls thanks champ

[SnuggleSnail]

don't you guys feel a li'l weird posting entire videos about KOing like 1 guy who has nothing of value on him and no red defense?

[noindyfikator]

Not really, it's good content for memories of w16. We will post more videos soon, just a bit lazy now to do shenanigans.

Sprucecaps got palisades and game slowed down

[Ganhart]

I thought technology advanced over last 20 years? Surely we should something better than 720p and 10fps

[noindyfikator]

UPDATE: Added two short videos

First one is to show how dangerous rivers are. As a sprucecap you HAVE TO instantly go to the nearest shore when someone attacks you. If you don't - the same thing that's in the video will happen to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycwE7LkGnuY - Rivers are dangerous! Delicious Edelweiß <3

On the second video two sprucecaps blocked exit from a house with a crate. VERY CLEVER NGL. My dear friend was holding a barrel and couldn't move for a few minutes! He called for help and I came to rescue him.
Turned out the sprucecaps were rich and had many river pearls.

BTW - THANKS TO GAME MECHANICS THERE IS NO RED DEFENSE FOR NOT FIGHTER CHARS AND IT'S AS DIFFICULT AS PRESS QB (ONE BUTTON) TO KO SOMEONE XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d10K1ucLwY - Sprucecaps with many river PEARLS!

They were threatening him with death sentences.

[grumgrumganoe]

bro wants to be “Snuggle Snail” so bad

you aint iconic enough bro you aint slay or queen

[pagsiu]

lol, lmao even
Raiding spruces without a palisade or red def, peak SKILL showcase of a PVP TITAN (real). Buy hey, at least the quality of your videos improved.

[SonYoung]

UPDATE: Added two short videos

First one is to show how dangerous rivers are. As a sprucecap you HAVE TO instantly go to the nearest shore when someone attacks you. If you don't - the same thing that's in the video will happen to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycwE7LkGnuY - Rivers are dangerous! Delicious Edelweiß <3

On the second video two sprucecaps blocked exit from a house with a crate. VERY CLEVER NGL. My dear friend was holding a barrel and couldn't move for a few minutes! He called for help and I came to rescue him.
Turned out the sprucecaps were rich and had many river pearls.

BTW - THANKS TO GAME MECHANICS THERE IS NO RED DEFENSE FOR NOT FIGHTER CHARS AND IT'S AS DIFFICULT AS PRESS QB (ONE BUTTON) TO KO SOMEONE XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d10K1ucLwY - Sprucecaps with many river PEARLS!

They were threatening him with death sentences.

wow! 252 HP (titan)

[dafels]

I think you're the first fool in Haven history to boast videos about random spruce cap kills 2nd week. Good job!

[Robi]

Wait do all pvpers play with those simplified graphics on? Jesus. No wonder y'all are miserable.