by morrogoth » Fri Jan 10, 2025 12:27 am Apocoreo wrote:karabamov wrote:Apocoreo wrote:
No. You stop here. I don't talk like a shitpost in real life or any anything like this, you clown. Okay to be fair, now I KIND OF do want to chase you through the woods with sword. Guzzling an unholy amount of water.
Just because you're too much of a pussy to do anything irl doesn't mean you wouldn't if you could. Fortunately for the rest of us, clicking "+1 str" 300 times in a video game will never be a substitute for picking up a dumbbell.
I could just stab anyone. At any time. Actually I started carrying a knife because I work in an area of my city with an increasing homelessness issue. Never needed to use it, have talked my way out of a homeless dude pulling a pair of scissors on me. I could probably just shank one of them and tragically, no one would care. I wouldn't, in fact, I think it's a goddamn shame my city's reaction to homelessness has been to break up camps and just disperse them in the dead of winter, 'cause they're people. I think the government is hoping the cold will kill them, like genuinely. Anyway, I am literally signalling virtue here, I'm aware, take that as you will.
Actually it's a shit metaphor too, my group has been KOing people with higher stats and better equipment this world. Sometimes people just don't know the right buttons to push to win.
A challenge for you and anyone else with this belief. Tell 5 people who aren't into video games about the game mechanics and PvP. I'll bet they'll have a problem with people yelling slurs and shit, I do too, but I bet you 4 in 5 won't give you a stronger reaction than "yeah sounds like losing progress would suck". I'll bet none of them actually give a shit or wonder why you even play the game.
Hard mode, tell them about the White Pride realm incident, tar baby curio, and nazi salute NPCs and try to explain why you play this shit lmao
Let me see, and break this down so I can puzzle out this bohemian clusterfuck of a tl;dr response:
1. you did not stab a dude threatening to stab you with a pair of scissors. So you are human, and did not resort to violence, which contradicts your first line, which you could stab anyone. So either you are a psycopath trying to be human, by transferring your internalized rage into a video game or are a troll. Let me guess, those sheet rock walls in your house look like swiss cheese after you rage out?
2. you expect us to go out and validate your claim to random people, while looking like a lunatic preaching the end of days. Either you are lonely, or really addicted to the game. Hyping a game that they most likely not play, not because of the bad stuff in it, but because not many people are into games like this, so why waste the breath?
3. your "hard mode" challenge is not hard. There are many games out there taken over by trolls, Like the pixel art games, where the trolls of a certain forum shit it up with a nazi flag or a 4 leaf clover flag.
This shows me you are really trying to push your belief that you are a human, and while doing so makes you look less human while doing so? Don't need shitty metaphors or idioms to point out your flaws, to try and remind people that you have a fragile ego. Defending a game and the actions you take in it is possibly the most sure fire way to prove that you may need to seek professional help.
I typed all that with all due respect, but me having read it, seriously makes me question your mental stability. Also see a real doctor, you might have a seriously bad UTI that may be causing you to post stuff that entirely does not help or prove any point you were previously trying to make.
