Razzbane's new year's party & racist WB refugees

[SnuggleSnail]

razzbane wanted tuwu host a new yeaws pawty, but hiws viwwage didn't wawnt tuwu shawe theiw cupboawds of meat awnd thousands of fish fow a feast with nyan neko sugaw giwws because they hate catgiwws (wacism awnd sexism), whewn he said they wewe being gweedy awnd sexist awnd wacist they insuwted him by bwinging up:

• The time he stowe money fwom hiws gwandmothew's house
• How he constantwy bwags abouwt steawing mobiwe phones fwom wowk
• How he has bewn caught making dozens of fake onwine accounts acwoss many pwatfowms, fwom facebook tuwu discowd, pwetending tuwu be othew pwayews wike ozzy, bewth, awnd mowe but awways gets caught up in the wie because he awways makes comments abouwt being jeawous of razzbane
• the time he sowd a haven account, then wecovewed iwt awnd sowd iwt again
• the time he gave pawty pewms tuwu wb waidews because he was madge
• the time he pwetended tuwu be fwiends with a gwoup of new powish pwayews fow 10 months juwst tuwu get access tuwu theiw viwwage awnd steaw stuff wight befowe the wowwd ended
• the five othew times he gave pawty pewms tuwu waidews because he was madge
• how he bwagged abouwt fucking hiws (fat) co-wowkew
• how he scents items awnd sewws thewm tuwu nabs then gives those scents tuwu the neko giwws in exchange fow a powtion of the woot
• the time he bwoke intwo hiws fwiend's house iww whiwe he was at wowk tuwu wog intwo hiws account awnd give pawty pewms tuwu the enemy awnd have theiw shawed viwwage waided ovew a fued
• how he kiwwed ozzy in hiws sweep whewn they wewe in the same viwwage
• how he's besties with misa, a (((minow attwacted individuaw)))
• how the fiwst viwwage he evew made was fiwwed with awts thawt tuwned out tuwu be hiws. He made skype accounts fow each of thewm awnd had a gwoup chat whewe he wouwd tawk using aww of thewm awnd often had discussions abouwt how thankfuw evewybody was tuwu have razzbane as a weadew, aww tuwu impwess the onwy othew 2 peopwe in the 10-pewson viwwage who wewen't him. He watew weveawed iwt tuwu be a pwank awnd used iwt as a weason tuwu caww thewm idiots a yeaw watew whewn they had a fawwing out.
  
• how he bwagged abouwt scamming peopwe own ebay by sewwing pictuwes of expensive ewectwonics awnd sending the pictuwe instead of an actuaw device, awnd watew bwagged abouwt how he made 100s of dowwaws awnd was eventuawwy caught but iwt didn't mattew because he was using hiws mom's cwedit cawd awnd she wouwd have tuwu deaw with iwt.
  
• how he bwagged abouwt making enough złoty tuwu buy beew by wipping the coins out of shopping cawts with a paiw of pwiews
• how he stowe steew meant fow wb's defense awnd wost iwt twying tuwu kiww hewmits 2 continents away
• uses esp in tawkov
• how he makes twade asks in pubwic chat awnd waits fow noobs tuwu wespond, sets up the twade wocation awnd then camps awnd kos thewm at neawby thingwawws
• how he's a wacist scammew who awways betways hiws fwiends
• how he got caught picking up awnd smoking used cigawette butts off the gwound at the bus stowp
• the time he paid apxeowog tuwu put a passwowd sniffew in hiws cwient so he couwd gain access tuwu the account of somebody he didn't wike
• how he got caught by hiws pawents sexuawwy abusing hiws pet dog fow yeaws because hiws fwiends wead texts own hiws phone whewn he was passed out dwunk awnd infowmed hiws pawents (he moved tuwu the uk tuwu avoid wepewcussions of thiws)
• how he wouwd bwag in pubwic powish chats abouwt being a dwuggy tuwu twy awnd wook coow awnd posted pictuwes of a handfuw of piwws thawt tuwned out tuwu be vitamins

In wesponse razzbane juwst kept winking thiws thwead ovew awnd ovew again: viewtopic.php?f=86&t=77324 in a wage ???wb pokemon pcwaim stawted attacking him, nyan neko sugaw giwws fwew in tuwu wescue him awnd awso howd a new yeaws pawty in theiw viwwage
















We had tuwu take a quick bweak tuwu spwead howiday spiwit tuwu sowme compwetewy unwewated guys


neko snail-chan getting distracted and going to the wrong party even though we were on a tight schedule UwU






thank uwu fow weading my post :d the end

[LaFreakki]

A truly magnificent shitpost. It's gonna be hard to top this one. Big ups, pimp.

[kopatel]

What’s wrong with his psyche, a couple more worlds and the snail will start killing children at school with a shotgun?

[Austinh15]

What’s wrong with his psyche, a couple more worlds and the snail will start killing children at school with a shotgun?

The Snail receives routine check ups to make sure it's operating within a reasonable standard. Many tests are done to verify the mental, physical, and spiritual vitals of The Snail.

We've been having a class D personnel named Razzbane overfeed The Snail recently, causing a decrease in mental sanity, but a sharp increase in his physical form due to consumption. We'll do our best to level out The Snail's attributes so we can resume containment, but as long as this D Class Razzbane keeps providing sacrifices, the mental state of The Snail will only decline further into depravity.

If any on site personnel see this D Class, please report his location to on sight security immediately for reprimand.

Thank you.

[DonVelD]

What’s wrong with his psyche, a couple more worlds and the snail will start killing children at school with a shotgun?

im gonna fart your balls off dude

[mulamishne]

What’s wrong with his psyche, a couple more worlds and the snail will start killing children at school with a shotgun?

I'm not really sure how you link being mean in a video game where you are incentivized to do so with a school shooting.

[Audiosmurf]

What’s wrong with his psyche, a couple more worlds and the snail will start killing children at school with a shotgun?

im gonna fart your balls off dude

Thank u for taking my advice

[Saxony4]

What’s wrong with his psyche, a couple more worlds and the snail will start killing children at school with a shotgun?

I'm not really sure how you link being mean in a video game where you are incentivized to do so with a school shooting.

There's actually zero incentivization to be mean in this game, literally nothing you do has meaning if the game is wiped every once in a while. It's all very sisyphean and doing shit like this just showcases ones psychopathic behavior. Snail is a lolcow for a reason and should always be mocked as such along with his delusional and deranged supporters.

[DonVelD]

shut up nerd hermits steal resources and are little fucken rats hogging shit in their shitty rat holes

(i just looted a top quality axe and saw from a hermit)

if a hermit could bully you they would but they cant after world start

[Saxony4]

shut up nerd hermits steal resources and are little fucken rats hogging shit in their shitty rat holes

(i just looted a top quality axe and saw from a hermit)

if a hermit could bully you they would but they cant after world start

Translation: I am a psychopath and you have upset me