by BoltVanderhuge » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:28 am
This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to South Brofrica today. Right.South Brofrica. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a bread. So I looked around a bit, and I found a guy that that said "ps3 sux". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Way back in the day you wouldn't even think of going to South Brofrica, but if it's fagged up, you all flock in here? It's just turned gay! FUCKING GAY! And you're bringing the /v/ kids too. Look at that, a bro going to South Brofrica. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "ur a faget" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.
South Brofrica should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across the internet, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just handing out sausages. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Bros and underage B& should stay the fuck away.
Well, I finally found a field, but then the anon before me takes all the grain without replanting. So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck takes all the grain these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you do that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking sit around all day making tea pots? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "moot agreed, don't bother him".
Now, take it from the /v/ veteran. The latest thing among the anon pros is this: a cheese making. That's the ticket. A large rack of cheese, and manly tears. This is what someone who knows his foods. They put in more cheese, and less fail. A large amount of raw dairy produce, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep making this, there's a risk a greifer might kill you. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for newfags.
And you, well, you should really just gtfo.