Another great theft on PineValley

[Laremere]

I was checking my PMs.

Fayt informed me of a horrible theft.

It couldn't be true.

Did they really take them?

I had to see for myself.

I opened the client and looked.

It was true.

Oh the horror.


A gang with axes armed had taken all our carrots.

[Krantarin]

:O How could they?! I shall fight to my last breath to get back those carrots, most valuable of resources! ...But seriously folks, Carrots?

[Rift]

Food is technically the most valuable thing, what with everything else being gone in a week.

[Potjeh]

Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: I am speaking for Pinevalley. Thank you for your offer of service.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Our people have been tormented by a fearsome foe.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Ring of Brodgar is a day's travel to the southwest.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Seek this place and kill Thief McHearthling the Abbey of Pregnancy.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Knowing no mercy, Thief stole carrots!

[niltrias]

Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: I am speaking for Pinevalley. Thank you for your offer of service.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Our people have been tormented by a fearsome foe.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Ring of Brodgar is a day's travel to the southwest.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Seek this place and kill Thief McHearthling the Abbey of Pregnancy.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Knowing no mercy, Thief stole carrots!

Lol Brilliant. I hope carrot theft makes it into the next edition of DF.

[Laremere]

Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: I am speaking for Pinevalley. Thank you for your offer of service.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Our people have been tormented by a fearsome foe.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Ring of Brodgar is a day's travel to the southwest.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Seek this place and kill Thief McHearthling the Abbey of Pregnancy.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Knowing no mercy, Thief stole carrots!

I beg your pardon?


Laremere is a hearthling Lawspeaker.

[Jackard]

oh, the humanity

[Laremere]

oh, the hearthling

[Jackard]

if "human" = "hearthling", what does "humanity" =

really makes you think

[Laremere]

Sure does.