Request to Gooncastle: Remove Bravo's Hearthfire.

[Hamel]

The nefarious thief "Bravo" has been hiding behind the walls of the Goon keep. Simply put, Bottleneck requests for Gooncastle to remove Bravo's hearthfire from their keep, if the Goons do not wish to kill him themselves, so that we may deliver justice upon this vile villain.

We can provide a theft clue, if the Goons wish to determine which hearthfire belongs to Bravo.

Time is of the essence, we wish for this case to be closed before the map reset.

[Jackard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2-foM7QlkA#t=01m19s

[Hamel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2-foM7QlkA#t=01m19s

I'm not sure what you're trying to say there. But, I thought I'd mention that I have received news of Bravo's death. It looks like we will not be requesting this, after all.

[Jackard]

About four hours ago...

<Jackard> hey bravo, lol
<Jackard> did you see hamel begging for your character again
<Bravo> hahaha
<Bravo> what? where? link me
<Bravo> also i just got killed
<Jackard> ?
<Bravo> Hanuman killed me
<Jackard> viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1769
<Bravo> HAHAHAHAH TOO LATE
<Bravo> Nefarious, really? Oh, that's great. :3
<Goon> oh crap, hanuman killed me last week
<Goon> he's been busy
<Bravo> He's pretty good. Hides behind things and stuff. I should have been more careful.
<Goon> i was knocking down tarn's wall, that's not even his territory
<Bravo> He killed me on Logan's territory.
<Jackard> So is he basically a Bottleneck assassin?
<Bravo> Yup
<Jackard> interesting
<Bravo> I have to admit, I do respect him to some extent now.
<Bravo> Hamel otoh is a whiny bitch
<Bravo> I hadn't even stolen from them or anyone for like 4 days
<Bravo> today was the first time I stepped outside, because I was running low on food

[Potjeh]

<Bravo> I hadn't even stolen from them or anyone for like 4 days

I'd just like to say there's no expiry date on crime.

[Onionfighter]

<Bravo> I have to admit, I do respect him to some extent now.
<Bravo> Hamel otoh is a whiny bitch

So Hamel, who was being diplomatic (as is his job as chieftain of Bottleneck), is a whiny bitch? What this says to me is that you only respect force.

[Jackard]

And what of it? Neither Bravo nor I presume to speak for the rest of Goonheim.

hamel's desperate begging for bravos head is laughable, especially since there has been nothing of value to steal for a month or so. except perhaps pride...

[Hamel]

Just thought I'd point out a few things.

<Jackard> did you see hamel begging for your character again

hamel's desperate begging for bravos head is laughable, especially there has been nothing of value to steal for a month or so. except perhaps pride...

I was not "begging" for his character. I could have had him killed right out of Goonheim's keep quite some time ago. The reason I wanted Bravo dead was because I feel that the less people there are with the theft skill, the better. It's nothing personal, it's just business.

<Bravo> HAHAHAHAH TOO LATE

On the contrary, considering that this topic is two days old, the request was quite punctual. The reply was not.

[Pumpkin]

Yet you're well aware of any hostile action against goonheim would result in your little town getting smashed into teeny tiny bits.

That's why you asked for it.

[Hamel]

Yet you're well aware of any hostile action against goonheim would result in your little town getting smashed into teeny tiny bits.

That's why you asked for it.

No, not really. I requested for his HF to be removed because I felt it would be more diplomatic. Our "little town" is still much bigger than Goonheim. It doesn't really matter though, the whole world is going bye-bye by tomorrow night.