The South-East Declares War on Bottleneck

[Pumpkin]

After much deliberation amongst the High South Easterly Council, we have decided to declare war on Bottleneck.

This is a declaration of war, you have 24 hours before hostilities commence.

[Peter]

Bottleneck will not fall!
I say that with great confidence, seeing as how it won't actually exist at the time.

Do you intend to continue this vendetta if the individuals that make up Bottleneck go on to make a new town with the same name elsewhere?

[niltrias]

After much deliberation amongst the High South Easterly Council, we have decided to declare war on Bottleneck.

This is a declaration of war, you have 24 hours before hostilities commence.

War on Goonheim, Laketown, Bottleneck...How long are you going to pick on the little guys, Pumpkin? Everyone is waiting for the big declaration of war. The only serious challenge left.

When will the South-East declare war on.....THE SOUTH-EAST!?!?

I want ringside tickets.

[Pumpkin]

The South-East has always been at war with the South-East

[Potjeh]

Civil war

Feature suggestion: mass graves?