I am now Jorb

[Peter]

It is plain to see that, while I have nearly 850 posts to my name, Jorb has less than 800. Obviously, I am more suited to the role of ultimate Lord of the World. I will, naturally, retain the former leader in an advisory role, and Loftar will remain in his current position, with the new title "Code Ape."

I expect the dev console and rights to be handed over immediately and without unnecessary complaint.
My first act as Lord of the World will be to grant all players 10,000 LP. My second act will be to roam the world, destroying things. I will appoint High Priests that will be granted 10,000,000 LP and sent out to enforce my edicts amongst the populous. And, I will have dozens of new multigrids created using proper procedural map generators.

I will do all these things as soon as I receive my rightfully earned dev console.



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[For the sake of those preparing angry responses, no, I don't expect this to work. One can dream, though]

[kimya]

hehe, begging for rights, thats what true gods do

[Jackard]

oh?

[jorb]

The gods are unconcerned by your petty blasphemies

[sabinati]

oh?

[Peter]

Um... Your new god... says please?

[Murazama]

Atleast what Jorb posts is useful. ;]

Not about Quantity, more about Quality as is in game as well as in forum.

[theTrav]

I don't believe post count is any indication of your godliness, or any significant quality beyond how loud and opinionated you are.

[Peter]

Reading comprehension is a lost art.

[theTrav]

Reading comprehension is a lost art.

Indeed. It's especially vexing when people who use dry humor and sarcasm are responded to in kind can't seem to understand that the replies are no more "serious" than the OP.