Holy Pie Crusade

[CG62]

Grave times are upon us, men of the Hearthlands.

The legions of the anti-pie grow stronger with each passing moment, plotting the fall of the Pie-blessed ones.


I call upon all of thee to take up arms, and unite in a holy crusade to extinguish the unholy flame of the anti-pie.



The crusade will begin next tuesday, VALVe time.

[sabinati]

what the shit are you talking about man

[theTrav]

clearly this man loves his pie, and is moved to protect it!

[CG62]

Unfortunately, the glorious triumph over the unwashed, un-pie-eating masses must be put on hold.

Our soldiers, in their divine presence, have no way of making themselves a single, uniform force that the anti-pie could have no hope in infiltrating. The single missing factor here is nothing but a simple crest emblazoned upon a surcoat, to signify that the wearer is standing in the divine presence of the all mighty pie.

I will send runners for the Hearthland's greatest engineers to devise a method of creating a single standardized battle dress for our troops. Until then, the anti-pie are safe. I bestow upon those in the unholy presence of the anti-pie a chance to repent, and join the glorious eaters of pie.

Until the day comes, you may resume your farming, your mining, whatever you do to put pie upon thine families' tables.

[sabinati]

cake til i die biatch

[niltrias]

Yeah, what I want to know is this:
Can a fellow love both cake and pie? Because if so, I am with you all the way. But if I have to give up cake, bacon, and who knows what else to join the crusade, consider me an infidel.

[Potjeh]

Bacon & cake filling pie?

[niltrias]

Bacon & cake filling pie?

Sweeeeeet......

[PhaedrothSP]

Cake already has pie outnumbered in Haven, unless of course they implement some sort of pumpkin pie, which they should. >.>

[CG62]

Numbers have no meaning, for our warriors are fighting under divine influence!


Take your pastries if you wish, all that is required is that you have a love for the divine entity of pie.