It has come to my attention that some people are bored out of their skulls. And what better way to relieve boredom than to engage in some friendly competition? We should organize some games to entertain the masses, and to distribute prizes to the winners. I can contribute some copper coins and cheese to the prize fund, but I am a man of modest means so I'm asking all the better-off hearthlings to consider sponsoring the events. Here are the events I've thought of so far:
- Fishing competition. Competitors all assemble at one location and try to catch as many fish as possible. Different fish should give different points, according to their rarity. Leaving the competition area results in disqualification, so boats are not allowed. All contestants should verify that they're not cheating by dropping an inventory worth of branches before the judges. After half an hour the competition is over, and the points are counted. It would be really nice if we could get some expensive lures for prizes.
- Boat race. All competitors start at one lake and have to make their way to another lake. Lakes with no crossroads and hearths nearby will be chosen, to avoid cheating.
- Cart race. Similar to boat race.
- Hunting competition. All competitors start at the same location and go out to get some trophies. Boar tusks 1 point each, antlers 2, bear teeth 4. Failure to return to the starting location within the designated time period results in disqualification. Some weapons or armour would make for nice prizes here.
- Wrestling. Tournament-style, with enough time between rounds to heal SHP. Knockout opponent to win. I'm not so sure this one's a good idea, because there might be accidental deaths. Also, malicious people might pick up the scents and execute the competitors later, so this one is only recommended to people that want to die anyway.
Of course, betting is encouraged, to attract a bigger crowd. Anyway, I'm thinking this should take place next Sunday (11th) around 5PM CET, to make it convenient for both European and American players. A week should be enough to round up sponsors and competitors, and to suggest new events or changes to the ones that are already listed. I personally intend to compete in fishing and boat racing.
So, anyone interested?