Garlicman wrote:Potjeh wrote:Oh, and you damn pampered kids don't know what real lag is. Why, I remember the great lag of June. My character slid all the way to RoB from Bottleneck, and when the screen recentred properly I found him getting mauled by a pack of foxes. Yeah, back in the day foxes were vicious predators, and we didn't have no village idols or any way to raise civilization, so level VII animals were a common sight in our village. We didn't have no walls either, so they'd wait right by your door for you to come out. You damn kids don't know how good you have it.
At least you had doors! We used to sleep in the river, and all we had for dinner was quality 1 clay.
You're lucky to have water! We had to wake up every morning at 00:00 and lick the pavement clean for ten hours and go beg for water at nearby desert from dead beggars! And when the clock was 23:00, our father would beat us to death with a spoon.
And when you tell that to young people, they don't believe it, no respect at all.