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jordancoles
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The Official Cool Story Bro Thread
THAT WAS A COOL FUCKING STORY. CAN YOU TELL IT AGAIN? DO WE HAVE TIME?
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Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
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Kaios
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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread
one time jordancoles made a bad thread and it wasn't even a cool story.....
bro
bro
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jordancoles
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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread
Cool story! See, you get the idea.Kaios wrote:one time jordancoles made a bad thread and it wasn't even a cool story
Bro
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
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crevank
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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread
I had an adventure just like that back in W3 when I lived outside Odditown. Except I didn't sling him, he saw me and went straight at me, through my fence, my meat crates, my stuff, ran right into the lake shore and then commenced to slinging his ass to death.jordancoles wrote:This one time, (back in the day) I was out foraging when I saw a bear directly across the river from me and between us was my small hermitage. Me being a noob I used my sling on it and he destroyed everything on my settlement.
Pretty cool story, eh?
Post more if yours is cooler. (DOUBT it.)
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My color is GreenNaoWhut wrote:When your dick is touching the sun... its' time to quit HnH
I value growth, life, adaption, and nature. I love to hunt, mate, kill, and eat--to me that's all there is. At my best I am instinctual and unpretentious. At my worst, I am vicious and unthinking. My symbol is a tree. My enemies are blue and black.
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jordancoles
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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread
I lol'dslipper wrote:
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
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Wisp
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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread
I punched a boar to death.
Without any MILK.
Without any MILK.
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Chrismas
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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread
Wisp wrote:I punched a boar to death.
Without any MILK.
+1 Interwebs for you.
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jordancoles
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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread
Cool story!Wisp wrote:I punched a boar to death.
Without any MILK.
I'm Dirty Dan.
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
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crevank
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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread
Oh that is awesome. xD
My color is GreenNaoWhut wrote:When your dick is touching the sun... its' time to quit HnH
I value growth, life, adaption, and nature. I love to hunt, mate, kill, and eat--to me that's all there is. At my best I am instinctual and unpretentious. At my worst, I am vicious and unthinking. My symbol is a tree. My enemies are blue and black.
