From the "Painhertz is an asshole" Files.....

[painhertz]

Town/Fort of Alamo: I, the Building Inspector, dropped by only to see the sole inhabitant disappear before my eyes when I walked to greet you. Not sure of your strange customs, I went ahead with my inspection and found one house infested with silk moth eggs and several strands of silk thread and fibers. I went ahead and disposed of these dangers. Also, in reference to Building Code 405-A, I must inform you that palisade gates are to be closed and locked at all times when not being used. this may be how the offending silk moths got in.

Your Faithful Servant,
B.I. Painhertz

[Manson]

woah dude good job those fucking moths could have ate those guys alive

have you seen the size of their eggs?

[painhertz]

I made the best of a potentially dangerous situation and turned the offending threads into a pair of Ranger's Pants. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and add vodka. That's my motto!