You have been playing too much Haven and Hearth when...

[ValerieHallaway]

..you try chantrelles irl because you hadn't heard of them before this game.
..when you put 40 moths in a cupboard and expect them to stay there unless you drop them.
..when you hurry pick up all your chopped wood before it despawns.

[ninja_yodeler]

you stick water, bark and animal skin in a tub, and expect it to be leather a few hours later

[bmjclark]

you stick water, bark and animal skin in a tub, and expect it to be leather a few hours later

You than stick it in a boat and think the process will speed up.

[ninja_yodeler]

you freeze your entire body every so often, because of lag

[kaizokuroof]

Accumulated playing time:
8 weeks, 10 hours, 50 minutes, 08 seconds

[ninja_yodeler]

when your neighbour loses the key to his yard so you build a battering ram...in the middle of a suburban street

[SacreDoom]

when your neighbour loses the key to his yard so you build a battering ram...in the middle of a suburban street

That's perfectly normal.

[ninja_yodeler]

you play tetris with all of your cupboards...
you dont go anywhere without a backpack...
your in a rowboat and say "i dont need oars" then wait expectantly for your boat to move..

[Windforce]

... you end up in hospital when the cupboard you tried to lift fell on you.
... you end up in the same hospital the next day for lifting the same cupboard, telling the doctor it was an accident this time by saying "I though you couldnt lift a cupboard when it has something in it".
... you keep drinkign water hoping to make you hungry.

[Sarchi]

...when you're chatting and don't realize that it's 5 in the morning.

Good fucking night.