Development Headsup 28/9

[Hervarth]

The intention wasn't to build hype, but simply to inform as to what we're doing.

Any announcement to something going to happen will lead to hype, especially when it's the first time you've made one.

I expect 5 new houses, 21 more food recipes, a new animal and shield combat cards.

Pls melee combat moves.

pls

but i'd be happy with more larpy stuff too :p

[Jeff]

I know you're working on olive oil and "olive all'ascolana". I know. Ok, maybe not the latter.
My onions are waiting.

[Lupich]

Xsolla and lower price for russians when?

I really wish I knew. It's starting to get slightly ridiculous. I'm really wondering if all their new customer signups take this long.

omfg stop h8ing teh russianz kek

[elpred0]

need more sewing items for my sewer char D: Not pvp items, just rol items. Like +1 stat 25Q, +2 stat 50Q.. etc, and lot of them ! :O Just for making the game more rich in visual and other aspects.

[g1real]

I knew it.

But wait, it goes even deeper than that. If you take every third word in the OP and format it a bit:

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We're one week aiming it or if it release on up morning.

Figured you, I, can wait.

From what we can gather from this:
- Jorb wants two in his butt, bigger than in the past, and thinks it is awesome.
- They realised their baseline development on hafen was painful and they're making an exception on their process by returning to their old version. Also again with wanting it bigger.
- He's clearly aiming for a week and will release if he's up in the morning. Which never happens. So in short they're saying they're stopping development, since they figured you could wait while they could.


Also furthermore:

He says bigger two times in the decrypted post. At the end he says one.
What is bigger than 1? 2. What is bigger than 2? 3.

Half Life 3 confirmed for release in a week.

[DaniAngione]

Half Life 3 confirmed for release in a week.

I KNEW IT

THANKS JORBTAR
I KNEW VALVE WOULD EVENTUALLY TRUST YOU GUYS

+rep

[Clemence]

I know you're working on olive oil and "olive all'ascolana". I know. Ok, maybe not the latter.
My onions are waiting.

Foie gras from chicken coop confirmed.

[stickman]

Finally a cure for my gore damage? or the constant client crashing

[raindrops]

I think there is going to be rainbows, because I made a topic asking for rainbows, and the devs posted confirmed.

[Strandmullen]

I think there is going to be rainbows, because I made a topic asking for rainbows, and the devs posted confirmed.