President Willy the Hedgehog ran his hand through his gold quills as he set the phone down. Another failed negotiation with North Kingdom to stop testing their nuclear missiles, another round of missiles launching closer and closer to his home. He sat down and sighed. His people were panicking, his supplies were low, and most of all he hadn't slept in over 6 hours. He knew what he needed to do.
President Willy speeding construction efforts along at his Wall project
That's when Secret Agent Ziggy the Hedgehog burst through the window to the Oval Office, because he's a really cool spy. He calmly, in a really cool way, threw his cigarette to the ground as he calmly explained in a really cool manner, "North Kingdom is planning a Nuclear Launch directly at us, tonight." Willy's ears shot up immediately. He quickly began calling up his Hedgehog generals, while Ziggy readjusted his tacticool Sniper Rifle slung across his really sweet black leather jacket. "We bring the fight to them" Willy stated, trying to sound cool, but failing completely compared to Ziggy practicing his really good Tae-Kwon-Do in the Oval Office
Ziggy the Hedgehog during his reconnaissance mission
The phone shot straight up next to his mouth as he dialed the number.
Troll stammered out, firmly yet unsure, "w-we need your help. You know by me calling you, this is urgent...We're sure you're aware of what's happening. And you know you're next. This is a time for us to bind together, and bring down the most prevalent evil this world has known."
"yeah ok" Sacraer the anime-salamander responded.
And thus the Hedgehog-Anime alliance was formed.
Sacraer (left) and Willy (right) at the Animehog Treaty Signing
The animehogs rushed into Northern Kingdom, ready to infiltrate and destroy North Kingdom's nuclear project, when they spotted him: Wulfkim Jong Un. He was standing guard right outside their nuclear silos.
The first wave of troops, The Animehog's 1st Battalion, arrive on the battlefield
Wulfkim Jong Un located in North Kingdom
North Kingdom troops fortify their position
Willy stared him down. He knew the missiles were almost ready. He ordered the troops into position, and signaled for them to begin the siege.
Animehogs practice their battle formations
Facebook members send likes and prayers to the brave animehog warriors
Entry mapping software displays the initial siege destination
The animehogs held their siege positions warily, expecting a fight to break out at any moment...
Any moment...
...
[02:46] Village shield: 7061/60000 (up)
The village was almost destroyed, and the animehogs hadn't seen anyone leave the North Kingdom walls! It looks like they had no intention of defending their home and nuclear weapons! The animehogs decided to relocate to an access point that was more open to the entire village.
Leaked communication logs of the North Kingdom
The animehogs celebrating North Kingdom's triumphant victory over their siege with another siege
North Kingdom Mercenary faints from shock
And thus, their hearts filled with cowardice, the light of North Kingdom is extinguished, not with a bang but a whimper.
Congratulations, you played yourself.