WTS: Unique, rare, best quality possible nothing, 1 portion

[Jalpha]

As the title says I have a single portion of top quality nothing. I don't care what you do with it but you must pay for it first. Unique opportunity to own a rare portion of nothing. Asking price is 5x GTC.

This portion of nothing will be transferred from me to you in a sealed box of imagination.

Serious offers only.

[Fostik]

Don't you forget to take your meds?

[Jalpha]

Please don't derail my thread with discussion on drug use/abuse. This is the trade subforum.

[shubla]

The best I can give you 1 infinity of anything for 1 nothing.

[Jalpha]

I do not need an infinity of anything. At this time I have no use for one. I am asking for gtcs. Alternatively hats and/or sketch pages would be considered.

Remember this is one portion of nothing in pristine condition. I feel the asking price is a fair one.