A special cape for the teleporter man?

[mvgulik]

How's that baggers robe coming along? Bright orange, -10% on all attributes, and could not be take off, right?

[Avu]

i lost my blue cape due to a rollback. can i has something else now

By rollback he means he sold it...

[saltmummy626]

Can I have absolutely nothing for no reason whatsoever?

When people got capes, I thought they would be some kind of bright blue thing, like the hirdsmans cape, except a bright blue. that way if you go swimming people wouldn't see you doing it. they could not laugh at you for doing something stupid. suicide cape!

[sabinati]

i would like a shield made out of meat, please.

[Zirikana]

" ... in the spring we'd make meat helmets."

[Bigzion]

I want underpants on my head.

[Jeff]

I haven't done anything. Can I go home now? Can I?

[ahref]

I dropped my palisade key in a lake, can i key cape now?

[ciroth]

can i have a neko ears headband :X
oo and a neko tail!!! :O

[Thurrok]

I once fed 50 carrots and wheat to an aurochs. Can I have a pony now? Pleeeease?