burgingham wrote:I am neither dwarf nor a thief. Guess I will never find a town
Sure you can!
- If you have a long beard, you must be a dwarf.
- If you have a rugged, short beard, you're a rogue; a thief.
- If you don't have a beard, nobody will want kids in their village anyway. No love lost.
Grand Walker of World 1 (w1).
Ex-Lawspeaker of New London, Deadwood and New Deadwood (w3).
Witness of the World 4 Great Explosion (w4).
Ex-Lawspeaker of Gregminster (w5).
Ex-Lawspeaker of Laketown (w6).
Squatter and Rebuilder of Templus Pacis (w6).
Hermit thereafter.
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burgingham wrote:I am neither dwarf nor a thief. Guess I will never find a town
- If you don't have a beard, nobody will want kids in their village anyway. No love lost.
why is everybody so anti kid
Because children tend to be lazy bastards that don't want to contribute to the good of the village, and in some cases annoying as fuck.
Or at least that's what I've heard.