If You Give A Mouse A Cookie Game

[FatBob]

fuuk unicorn

[NaoWhut]

Can i go after myself if no one else goes?
(since you all suck at this game...)

[SillyBear]

Oh course you can!

[NaoWhut]

if the unicorn would forever pledge loyalty
to me and serve as my faithful hitman and
bodyguard, killing whoever i demand with
it's flaming horn of justice, Then the almighty
Joftorb would seek to mend their crumbling
world by tracking the numerous scents that
were left and encounter the deadly Unicorn
while he's online and looming over the body
of a newly killed group of Dhelmers.

[Westraptor]

if the unicorn would forever pledge loyalty to me
and serve as my faithful hitman and body-
guard, killing whoever i demand with it's
flaming horn of justice.

I would eat a waffle

[zeb516]

After I ate my waffle My left-over pancakes from last-night get jealous and murder my waffle and then takes me away to a romantic waffle-free pancake land

[Magisticus]

If I were in waffle free pancake land then there would be maple syrup in this game! which reminds me...

[ninja_yodeler]

If there were maple syrup in this game, haters would flame about "QQ the stetting"

[SacreDoom]

if haters would flame about "QQ the setting", I'd tell them to go fuck themselves.

[ninja_yodeler]

if i told them to go fuck themselves i'd feel quite happy with myself