Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates]

Kaios · Post by **Kaios** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:55 am

SHUT THE FUCK UP ROBERT BEAR

WarpedWiseMan · Post by **WarpedWiseMan** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:59 am

Robert Bear doesn't like bacon.

WarpedWiseMan · Post by **WarpedWiseMan** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:59 am

Robert Bear once traded 4 dollars for 5 nickels because 5 is more than 4.

WarpedWiseMan · Post by **WarpedWiseMan** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:00 am

Robert Bear is hung like a staple.

WarpedWiseMan · Post by **WarpedWiseMan** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:01 am

Robert Bear doesn't always drink semen, but when he does he prefers it straight from the source.

WarpedWiseMan · Post by **WarpedWiseMan** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:02 am

Robert Bear thinks WoW is the end all, be all for MMOs.

WarpedWiseMan · Post by **WarpedWiseMan** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:03 am

Robert Bear wants to be eaten by a bear to prove his father wrong because his father used to tell him he wouldn't amount to shit.

WarpedWiseMan · Post by **WarpedWiseMan** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:05 am

Robert Bear was voted most likely be to be found "performing" in a rest stop bathroom with Paul Reubens and George Michael.

WarpedWiseMan · Post by **WarpedWiseMan** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:08 am

Robert Bear's asshole is the poster child for the Anti-Gay movement's version of "Scared Straight".

WarpedWiseMan · Post by **WarpedWiseMan** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:10 am

Robert Bear once tried to make ice cream and wound up in the burn ward with mayonnaise in his hair.