Thank you for being a douche

Forum for discussing in game politics, village relations and matters of justice.
User avatar
WarpedWiseMan
Posts: 1059
Joined: Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:34 pm
Location: A throne.

Re: Thank you for being a dooche

Post by WarpedWiseMan »

painhertz wrote:QQ m00r doosh nube!
Every time you post the terrorists win.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
-Avatar by SacreDoom

Image
User avatar
Sinister_Grim
Posts: 127
Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:24 pm

Re: Thank you for being a dooche

Post by Sinister_Grim »

painhertz wrote:QQ m00r doosh nube!
I was about to post where is Painhertz when you need him but then I scrolled down.
User avatar
Lilliaath
Posts: 39
Joined: Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:23 am

Re: Thank you for being a dooche

Post by Lilliaath »

painhertz wrote:QQ m00r doosh nube!
Obvioulsy this doesnt apply to me because i dont have a dick :)
User avatar
Neon14
Posts: 512
Joined: Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:49 am

Re: Thank you for being a dooche

Post by Neon14 »

Lilliaath wrote:
painhertz wrote:QQ m00r doosh nube!
Obvioulsy this doesnt apply to me because i dont have a dick :)
Well, if you're a noob at using douches it does.

Protip, telling people you're a female on the internet makes you look like A. A whore. or B. A target.

And/or just shows you're a guy that's desperate.

It also invokes the Painhertz troll.
BigStronk
AnCap
Posts: 18
Joined: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:16 pm

Re: Thank you for being a dooche

Post by AnCap »

Lilliaath wrote:
painhertz wrote:QQ m00r doosh nube!
Obvioulsy this doesnt apply to me because i dont have a dick :)
"Tits or gtfo"
Shakey
Posts: 212
Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:33 pm

Re: Thank you for being a douche

Post by Shakey »

Just throwing this all out there:

1. Brickwalls can only be bashed with a ram, with 4 people all above 300str.
2. Griefers will always grief, if you live near any faction, Bug ram most likely.
3. Check your walls, not just 10 tiles out, go 50-60 out and make Personal claim on them.
4. I'm very sorry, that sucks. Pm me your co-ords maybe I can tell you the perps and help.
Vigilance wrote:You forgot to make kill a past-tense and precede it with "get"
Vigilance to Waffles
Vigilance wrote:Phaen he's like a little me, except not as sexy right?
Vigilance talking about me
User avatar
Phaen
Posts: 996
Joined: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:17 am

Re: Thank you for being a douche

Post by Phaen »

Actually Shakey, 4 people with 170 strength is enough (barely) to ram a brickwall.
Image
User avatar
Feltzy
Posts: 96
Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:24 pm

Re: Thank you for being a dooche

Post by Feltzy »

Neon14 wrote:
Lilliaath wrote:
painhertz wrote:QQ m00r doosh nube!
Obvioulsy this doesnt apply to me because i dont have a dick :)
Well, if you're a noob at using douches it does.

Protip, telling people you're a female on the internet makes you look like A. A whore. or B. A target.

And/or just shows you're a guy that's desperate.

It also invokes the Painhertz troll.
We could prolly make a whole thread devoted to what invokes Painhertz to troll
Shakey
Posts: 212
Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:33 pm

Re: Thank you for being a douche

Post by Shakey »

Phaen wrote:Actually Shakey, 4 people with 170 strength is enough (barely) to ram a brickwall.
Oh really? Well, Thanks for correcting me haha. I remember doing the math out...I swear it was 300 each. Yeah, 170 isn't enough. You'd do -3 damage.
You need 4 people with like 200. Damage = Square root of strength + 20 ram damage - 75 soak so 200str would do 1.4 damage a hit lol. 300 would do like 14.
Vigilance wrote:You forgot to make kill a past-tense and precede it with "get"
Vigilance to Waffles
Vigilance wrote:Phaen he's like a little me, except not as sexy right?
Vigilance talking about me
User avatar
Phaen
Posts: 996
Joined: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:17 am

Re: Thank you for being a douche

Post by Phaen »

Your formula is (almost) correct, but your soak value is not. Brickwalls have a soak of 70.

The slight errors in your math are related to rounding. Damage is always a whole number (sqrt of strength rounded down), so it's impossible to do 1.4 damage under any circumstances. Also, because of rounding, four people with 300 str would end up doing 13 damage/tick with a ram to a 75-soak object if it existed.
Image

Return to “In Congress Assembled”