Rant from a Player in Nettle Clothes

[Valten21]

I wont stop till you make me your new boyfriend

[omocho]

How to win H&H

Step 1: Create character
Step 2: Find a nice place to settle where there isn't any water visible on your minimap
Step 2.5: While doing that, faceplant every tree and rock to get hearth magic/yeomanry asap, also kill hens or a small animal for bones
Step 3: Create a goddamn claim
Step 4: If someone doesn't bash it down, expand it a bit and make that garbage fencing/gate. People need vandalism to bust it down so 99% wont bother.
Step 5: IF that sticks, you're ready to play! if not, move cuz you have assholes nearby.


Also bone glue is stupid easy to get early game. Kill hens and roosters. There are hordes of them everywhere. When I wander around I find 10+ every few minutes.

[maze]

Tell your bf to man up before a boar steals you!

[Amanda44]

Tell your bf to man up before a boar steals you!

Lol, I have to admit I did wonder why your b/f just says/does nothing and also, doesn't get targeted ... have you considered he may have a contract out on you ...

Seriously, as someone else said, golden rule is not to build or have anything you value not on you or on an alt until you have an active claim and a wall up. Good luck!

[bexy]

And why aren't you targeting my boyfriend who is right next to me?

If your cupboards are disappearing off-claim and dumping their contents, it might just be decay. Building signs decay too.

If it's a player, you might want to move and find better neighbors.

This is my third playthrough, I know cupboards shouldn't be outside lol they were in my house.

[bexy]

Ok so everyone is like "don't have expensive stuff without a claim" but that's not the point of the post. I really didn't have anything important (other than my single bone glue LMAO) and the few items I would be pissed if I lost I tried to keep in my inventory before logging off. The fact that someone is terrorizing me is just annoying. This post was a satirical piece to vent lol nothing more.

And no, it wasn't my boyfriend. He knows not to risk not getting laid this weekend because I would be too pissed off about Haven t b h lmao

[azrid]

Your boyfriend disapproves of you holding sex for ransom so he is giving his opinion on it in secret(trashing your place).
This way he feels he can have his cake and eat it too.

[Moonpoppy]

Send nudes?

[Horatius_The_First]

If this happens on a daily basis, maybe it is best to move. Goodluck Friend.

[Greenie]

Curious as to where you are on the map?