Declaration of Russian Jihad

[Jackard]

Repeatedly writing incomprehensible messages in public areas is either a sign of being completely drunk, or an early warning for psychosis.

there are other reasons but ill let you figure them out

hint: avatar

[niltrias]

Repeatedly writing incomprehensible messages in public areas is either a sign of being completely drunk, or an early warning for psychosis.

I plead guilty to the former. Unless those damn mind-control satellites have managed to penetrate my tinfoil hat to trick me.

[Lebannehn]

Ve villl bury you!

[Kanshisha]

Look I don't care where any one's from I just want to play the game in peace, although I did run into a Russian douche bag the other day who says he hates the U.S.A. but that's not why he's a douche. I left my land open because of the apple tree, so new players could come and partake of it's fruit when needed. I told him when I noticed him on my land that he could take apples from the tree but to leave the rest of my stuff alone. The first thing this guy does is chop down my apple tree, so I told him to get the fuck of my land. I was killed by a bear before I had the chance to get the Yeomanry skill and I'd been dealing with thieves all day and was rather cranky by that point. Anyway, after that he raids my cupboards and Kills all my chickens. I also believe that he destroyed all my cupboards last night. I had 10-15 last night now I have 1 and all the stuff I had in them is gone. That's just malicious. I did nothing to him to deserve this other than being born in the U.S.A. Despite my bad experience I still say this Jihad thing is completely stupid. Lag is such a fagot reason to declare a holy war on a group of people.

[calodine]

Actually, if russian people started making time slow down and jump about in the real world, I'm pretty sure it would be a very good reason to go jihad. And we're supposed to be all evolved peaceful types nowadays. H&H guys walk around with axes.

[Wolfang]

Actually, if russian people started making time slow down and jump about in the real world, I'm pretty sure it would be a very good reason to go jihad. And we're supposed to be all evolved peaceful types nowadays. H&H guys walk around with axes.

Calodine, you have yet to fail to amuse me =P

[Kanshisha]

Actually, if russian people started making time slow down and jump about in the real world, I'm pretty sure it would be a very good reason to go jihad. And we're supposed to be all evolved peaceful types nowadays. H&H guys walk around with axes.

Do u even fully understand what a jihad is? If that were to happen in real life than depending on how that technology was being used, war, perhaps, would be necessary. But a Jihad is a religious war not a war on lag that may or may not have been caused by a large number of people from the same country joining H&H at around the same time. Lag on a server is lag, it was bound to happen eventually anyway and as long as it gets fixed then there's no point in getting all upset about it. As much as it pains me to say it, I don't think humanity as a whole will ever reach that point of peace, there will always be douche bags and dumb asses that just have to ruin things for the rest of us.

[Chakravanti]

Do u even fully understand what a jihad is?.... a Jihad is a religious war

If you're going to correct someone with a derogetory tone at least CHECK to make sure you're right first. It's the fucking internet for christ's sake and google is at your fingertimes. Also...it's the fucking internet and I don't give enough of a shit to tell you what it really means...only enough to point out what a jackass you've made of yourself.

[calodine]

Actually, if russian people started making time slow down and jump about in the real world, I'm pretty sure it would be a very good reason to go jihad. And we're supposed to be all evolved peaceful types nowadays. H&H guys walk around with axes.

Do u even fully understand what a jihad is? If that were to happen in real life than depending on how that technology was being used, war, perhaps, would be necessary. But a Jihad is a religious war not a war on lag that may or may not have been caused by a large number of people from the same country joining H&H at around the same time. Lag on a server is lag, it was bound to happen eventually anyway and as long as it gets fixed then there's no point in getting all upset about it. As much as it pains me to say it, I don't think humanity as a whole will ever reach that point of peace, there will always be douche bags and dumb asses that just have to ruin things for the rest of us.

Hey, I'll go with your messed up idea. I religiously hate lag. Happy now?

[Caradon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np5r-gYso5w

Dont fuck with Russians