thats inspirationalInspirational175 wrote:Jorb senses a disturbance in the server.
He rushes to his precious.
He notices that someone has taken his gum that was holding the cruddy server together.
He goes to the window.
He panics.
Loftar comes out of nowhere and pushes him out.
Loftar says "Now, I'll be the only one profiting from our totally free to play game... MUAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Jorb looks up and says "What the fuck bro, you pushed me out of a first floor window directly under a bouncy bounce and expected me to die? What have you been smoking?"
WHAT HAS LOFTAR BEEN SMOKING, TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION.
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In other news, hurry up Jorb; get those sweatshop workers on the hamster wheels that are powering your server... I have a female cow my guy is preparing to rape... I mean marry >_>... (Yes, my character is into cross-species marriage.) [Whistles]
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omegadeth
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Re: Server issues: New server
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Inspirational175
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Re: Server issues: New server
MAGIC HAS HAPPENED, THE ALMIGHTY JORB HAS CAST A MAGICAL SPELL OF FIXING ONTO THY SERVER. THE SERVER IS FIXED, GOOD MORROW TO ALL!
(What has this kid been smoking [looks up]...)
(What has this kid been smoking [looks up]...)
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sfbmod
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Re: Server issues: New server
My ISP originates in California but I blacked out those DNS locations for obvious reasons. Smooth sailing across the US until my packets leave out of Virginia and meet some turbulance across the ocean on the Netherland's Eurorings fiber. From France into Germany it's sluggish but ok, and then crash.
I'm really thinking the lag issues are something to do with European backbone servers, particularly in Germany. Almost 100% packet loss around Hetzner seems to suggest something wrong there. Are you guys getting free hosting or something and this is their way to save costs?
I'm really thinking the lag issues are something to do with European backbone servers, particularly in Germany. Almost 100% packet loss around Hetzner seems to suggest something wrong there. Are you guys getting free hosting or something and this is their way to save costs?
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MagicManICT
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Re: Server issues: New server
Hmmm... could be.sfbmod wrote:My ISP originates in California but I blacked out those DNS locations for obvious reasons. Smooth sailing across the US until my packets leave out of Virginia and meet some turbulance across the ocean on the Netherland's Eurorings fiber. From France into Germany it's sluggish but ok, and then crash.
I'm really thinking the lag issues are something to do with European backbone servers, particularly in Germany. Almost 100% packet loss around Hetzner seems to suggest something wrong there. Are you guys getting free hosting or something and this is their way to save costs?
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Inspirational175
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Re: Server issues: New server
Way to be a dick server...
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joojoo1975
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Re: Server issues: New server
yep,
(:28 pm CSt and server has crashed, lets hope for a quick responce, though i don't know when they sleep, but me thinks we r screwed? NAWWWWWWWWWW!!!
(:28 pm CSt and server has crashed, lets hope for a quick responce, though i don't know when they sleep, but me thinks we r screwed? NAWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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Inspirational175
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Re: Server issues: New server
Its 4:30 am there sooo this could be immediately or like 5 hours...
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TheTylerLee
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Re: Server issues: New server
seems like the servver crashes every night at this time
Discord: XiliX#2791
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MightySheep
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Re: Server issues: New server
when the server goes down does things like steel continue burning?
If so then server really needs to get back up within the next 40 mins ;-;
If so then server really needs to get back up within the next 40 mins ;-;
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Potjeh
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Re: Server issues: New server
Nope, time is paused while the server is down. The only way it can keep ticking while people can't connect is if the server doesn't actually crash but loses it's internet connection.