Tiny River

[SacreDoom]

Achivment unlocked
-= Walking on water =-

Being Jesus*

[zacatack45]

I feel as if this is a sign of the end to come.

I prophesy a great event that will come forth:

Hidden away in a secluded sanctuary, the corrupted hearthling Rage has waited, recovering from the wounds of his last battle against the community and Gato and biding his time until he can regain his stats.

Soon, Rage the Destroyer will return to the Hearthlands, and his eruption from Deephold will sunder the world, leaving a festering wound across the land. As the Russians and everyone else race to the epicenter of the cataclysm, the kingdoms of the Hearthlands will witness seismic shifts in power, the kindling of a war of the gods (jorb and loftar will get in a fight about who can display more phallic symbols throughout the lands), and the emergence of unlikely heroes (xweetok, zacattack, and the gang) who will rise up to protect their scarred and broken world from utter devastation.

You have been forewarned, it has begun.

Edit: Thought Rage was a more fitting villain then Klaue, considering Klaue still around and so can't "return to the Hearthlands".

yes I will defend the hearthlands with my friends and eat pancakes till the break of dawn! then we shall drink as much beer as we can and attack

[SacreDoom]

I feel as if this is a sign of the end to come.

I prophesy a great event that will come forth:

Hidden away in a secluded sanctuary, the corrupted hearthling Rage has waited, recovering from the wounds of his last battle against the community and Gato and biding his time until he can regain his stats.

Soon, Rage the Destroyer will return to the Hearthlands, and his eruption from Deephold will sunder the world, leaving a festering wound across the land. As the Russians and everyone else race to the epicenter of the cataclysm, the kingdoms of the Hearthlands will witness seismic shifts in power, the kindling of a war of the gods (jorb and loftar will get in a fight about who can display more phallic symbols throughout the lands), and the emergence of unlikely heroes (xweetok, zacattack, and the gang) who will rise up to protect their scarred and broken world from utter devastation.

You have been forewarned, it has begun.

Edit: Thought Rage was a more fitting villain then Klaue, considering Klaue still around and so can't "return to the Hearthlands".

yes I will defend the hearthlands with my friends and eat pancakes till the break of dawn! then we shall drink as much beer as we can and attack

Attack and fail*

[Garath]

I'll co-star as victim in a massacre if this ever makes it into a movie

[zacatack45]

MOVIE TITLE: THE FIGHT FOR THE HAVEN LAND
starring zacatack45 as general of the organization
xweetock as comando
SODOMITES as the A-TEAM
noobs as people.
loftar as evil general
Jorb as the god of haven and hearth
This action filled shitty movie is about the general zacatack fighting for control of the galaxy, he beg's for the help of jorb to give him an army of clones to fight with him while loftar creates the droid army and they have an epic battle at constantnople where zacatack is shot but manages to kill loftar and zacatacks general lead's the army back to base at Fort rawrz where sodomites try to kill them all. No palibashers can break the brickwall will xweetock get the army back in production or will loftars droid army along with sodomites destroy the place. Will zacatack reborn reach them in time? Watch it and find out

in theaters January 14th rated R

[Lusewing]

any movie with Jorb and Lofter in would have to be 18 rated

[SacreDoom]

any movie with Jorb and Lofter in would have to be 18 rated

This.

[Repercussionist]

I feel as if this is a sign of the end to come.

I prophesy a great event that will come forth:

Hidden away in a secluded sanctuary, the corrupted hearthling Rage has waited, recovering from the wounds of his last battle against the community and Gato and biding his time until he can regain his stats.

Soon, Rage the Destroyer will return to the Hearthlands, and his eruption from Deephold will sunder the world, leaving a festering wound across the land. As the Russians and everyone else race to the epicenter of the cataclysm, the kingdoms of the Hearthlands will witness seismic shifts in power, the kindling of a war of the gods (jorb and loftar will get in a fight about who can display more phallic symbols throughout the lands), and the emergence of unlikely heroes (xweetok, zacattack, and the gang) who will rise up to protect their scarred and broken world from utter devastation.

You have been forewarned, it has begun.

Edit: Thought Rage was a more fitting villain then Klaue, considering Klaue still around and so can't "return to the Hearthlands".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHLeXGo52IM

This is rye in rl.

[rye130]

Close, my voice is much more monotonous though.

[aso11]

It's a swimming training ground!

Not going to lie, that's pretty awesome.

Swimming? Swimming is for noobs!

The imfamous Jesus Syndrome.