My First Boar!

[drakesaint]

You never forget:

- Your first claim.

- Your first boar.

- Your first bear.

- Your first death.

- Your first drowning.

- Your first village.

- Your first mine.

[Nila-Hood]

- Your first blowjob (giving)

- Your first diet (which ends in failure)

- Your first bully.
















Y'all are a bunch of fat nerd homos.

[zyn3]

- Your first blowjob (giving)

- Your first diet (which ends in failure)

- Your first bully.















Y'all are a bunch of fat nerd homos.

Sounds like you've got some personal experience there, friend.

[Saif_Mahlik]

I killed a boar... And a bear too...

Congratz?

[Dwaneloki]

i acualy mannaged to kill my fisrt bear solo with a q 18 sling(from boar) and about 30 marksmen sure i could have done it with 25 though

problim with me is i killed three boars while hunting and didn't see a single bear

why u stay in cave bear?!?

edit: also grats saif

edit: i will never forget my first bully that i beat the shit out of for teasing me outside of school <3

[Nask]

Anyone can throw rocks at a boar until it dies of a cuncussion, real men use their fists.

why use fists, i killed a bear by just pissing on it.

lol

[Nask]

You never forget:

- Your first claim.

- Your first boar.

- Your first bear.

- Your first death.

- Your first drowning.

- Your first village.

- Your first mine.

I can online remember my first bear, death, drowning, village and mine
ah, also claim.... and boar

lol yeah

[SpriG]

Almost sounds like an idea for a thread, my first dead was throwing rocks at a bear, moved closer to speed up aim, that's when I found out two things, bears can smash boats, and swimming is BAD. I was double fucked, swim towards the bear or a murky death. I chose the bear =)

[jordancoles]

- Your first blowjob (giving)

Why did you think posting that would come across as anything good

[joojoo1975]

- Your first blowjob (giving)

first off, I thought you were some kid or the very least, early teen.

secondly, I thought you were male

and finally

I bet your father is proud.