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MurderAlt
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Re: Which fruit is most effective
Sock full of oranges. Cheap, effective, and doesn't leave any bruises
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Arcanist
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Re: Which fruit is most effective
Make your victim eat the eggplants.DDDsDD999 wrote:I strangle my enemies with eggplants.
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MagicManICT
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Re: Which fruit is most effective
What's bad about this? Best vegetable in the world.Arcanist wrote:Make your victim eat the eggplants.DDDsDD999 wrote:I strangle my enemies with eggplants.
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Tacheron
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Re: Which fruit is most effective
Everybody knows pineapple is the most dreaded fruit, ask John Cleese 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w
But I don't fear this thread, I'd just release my tiger or drop a 16t weight on my agressor...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w
But I don't fear this thread, I'd just release my tiger or drop a 16t weight on my agressor...
This is not a test of power
This is not a game to be lost or won
Let justice be done
This is not a game to be lost or won
Let justice be done
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jordancoles
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Re: Which fruit is most effective
At least with a bag of potatoes you could peel and eat them afterwardsMurderAlt wrote:Sock full of oranges. Cheap, effective, and doesn't leave any bruises
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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MurderAlt
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Re: Which fruit is most effective
I wring the sock out and enjoy a fresh squeezed glass of oj afterwards.jordancoles wrote:At least with a bag of potatoes you could peel and eat them afterwardsMurderAlt wrote:Sock full of oranges. Cheap, effective, and doesn't leave any bruises
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Oddgorod Kill Squad
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jordancoles
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Re: Which fruit is most effective
You've given me a lot to think aboutMurderAlt wrote:I wring the sock out and enjoy a fresh squeezed glass of oj afterwards.jordancoles wrote:At least with a bag of potatoes you could peel and eat them afterwardsMurderAlt wrote:Sock full of oranges. Cheap, effective, and doesn't leave any bruises
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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Chrismas
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DDDsDD999
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Re: Which fruit is most effective
You seem to be under the false assumption that his socks are not made of steel.Chrismas wrote:it'll leak through the sock though





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_Gunnar
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