Haiku thread

[the_portals]

Fuck haikus.
They got no rhythm.
They got no rhyme.
Errybody knows it's couplet time.

User wasn't banned for this post. (Permanently)

[Pinkie-Pie]

You dislike ponies
Well, I think grapefruits taste bad
You say I can't watch?

Based on what you like
What should I eat for breakfast?
Great all knowing one

I'll make you a deal
work my job and pay my bills
then I will obey

Until then fuck off
Pinkie Pie is here to stay
You don't have a say

I find this game fun
If you don't like me then run
but wait I'm not done!

Tell Pinkie whats wrong
Did I role play too damn long?
Haiku rhymes are hard.

[GrapefruitV]

See? I told you so.
You are even seeing things
cause of brain damage.

Never said you can't
watch whatever shit you like.
Only said it tells

personality
of yours isn't okay at all.
And you sure can stay.

Never denied that.
You just have no chance
ever being loved.

Don't cry for too long.
Tears can never change a thing.
You made your own bed.

It's not mine concern
will you fix your life or not.
Enjoy the hatred.

This is only kind
of attention you will get
being ponyfag.

[Arcanist]

Pony Loving fag
Why don't you just settle down?
be peacefulness

And bad tasting fruit
You need a little bit of
Sweet tolerance

You know what is sweet
It goes well with both of you
You both have it in common

Pinkie Pie loves it
It goes well with a grape fruit
A little sugar

Instead of seeing
Only what is different
Enjoy what's common

[GrapefruitV]

Being tolerant
Doesn't mean keeping negative
thoughts all for yourself.

It is more about
rejecting violent ways
of hate expression.

So you can't find more
tolerant person than me
on the whole planet.

[Morrighan]

Bah, Snow fall warning
Mother Nature is a bitch
I hate sprinter time...

[Tekiel]

forest silence reigns
an axe bites deep of a tree
the small rabbit flees

[Pinkie-Pie]

Don't you worry, kid
Some day you will grow up too!
You'll do what you want

Hang in there Grapefruit!
When you're an adult its fine!
it will not take long

I can love ponies.
and would you like to know why?
I'm American!

You know Funny thing...
In the real world no one cares
they don't give a shit

Just the internet
pretending to hate bonies
but really you don't

You're just a griefer
willing to say anything
no matter how false

Flame war in kaiku
lol this is way too much fun
This thread is a hit!

[Pinkie-Pie]

Necrofillia
I bring thee back from the grave
Let the Haiku's come!

[TeckXKnight]

You misspelled that word,
It is Necrophilia.
My degree at work.